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My sneezes aren’t loud, but now that I have little people I can harmlessly scare the The Peanuts autumn eras tour shirt Also,I will get this shit out of, sometimes I let one go just to assert dominance. One theory i have is strength of lungs maybe? Like its a sort of muscle spasm, so as you get older it gets stronger? Idk not a doctor One theory i have is strength of lungs maybe? Like its a sort of muscle spasm, so as you get older it gets stronger? Idk not a doctor Always been a loud sneezer but did discover I can be pretty quiet if I try to be. Definitely don’t try to hold it in but they can be muffled fellow dads. I’d always sneeze twice. I got busier and everything had to get more efficient. Thus two became a single, but double loud sneeze. My ex would sneeze so loud it would trigger me into a mood. I can’t handle super loud noises and when it would happen in the car I would have remind myself that he wasn’t doing it on purpose. It’s a dominance thing, now I’m the dad I need to sneeze, yawn and fart as loud as possible to keep the pecking order in place. I don’t know the science, but it works. My husband’s sneeze is ridiculous. He has scared the poor dogs out of a sound sleep. And he can sneeze in his sleep.

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