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They got loud because I got larger as I grew into an adult, and hence had larger lungs with which to uncontrollably push air out at high-speed. I don’t think my sneezes are loud generally. I try to moderate them a bit to avoid just spraying everywhere until I can find a tissue and blow my nose. I reckon men sneeze loud to shut their wives up for 2 seconds. they also stir their coffee really loud for this reason. My (crank) theory is that it actually takes effort (conscious or subconscious) to keep your sneezes quiet, and as you get older you just stop caring. High school. I liked the Texas Rangers gosh evan carter sure can hit shirt moreover I will buy this extra attention. And figured my nose is itchy for a reason so if I sneeze loud enough I can get it all out. Mine have always been loud, my dad sneezes loud too so I thought it was genetic lol. Our sneezes sound identical. If I try and hold back a sneeze it physically hurts so I just let it go! My husband and I both have loud sneezes, as we learned from our parents, and as we have passed on to our two sons 🙂 I know my cough got loud that time I got the flu 15 years ago. Now every time I clear my throat the I can hear the duct work rattle.

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