Official American Politicians Fartgate shirt

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Approaching it like a First Take segment itself was even worse. The way he’s so serious and analyzing the fact that he did/didn’t fart like the stat nerd. There’s a few times in that video where you can see that he’s visibly concentrating aka a “hold that shit in” look. We’ve all been there. Eaten something that didn’t sit quite right for lunch and had one of those anus clenching moments where your stomach feels like Official American Politicians Fartgate shirt got a baby xenomorph in there trying to escape through your abdomen.

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Girls wax their holes and the little hairs around the anus are what allows us to have silent farts. This doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about butthairs to dispute it. I currently have a smooth b hole due to medical issues. I haven’t thought about this yet, but next time I fart I’ll report back with volume levels. I have a smooth butthole (post-Nair) Official American Politicians Fartgate shirt sounds like a seal clapping into a trumpet. And god forbid it be even a little sweaty down there. Sweating is very uncomfortable right now. I don’t have armpit hair and my eyebrows have thinned out too. Sweat just streams down my body now whenever I manage to work a sweat up. I have a newfound respect for Charlie V now.

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Same experience here. I only shaved my asshole once and I could only fart silently if I completely spread my cheeks. Any contact at all and I was farting through a megaphone. Official American Politicians Fartgate shirt, but I’m about to eat Mexican so I should have something by the end of the night. I have not dated girls who regularly wax their b holes. Where are the whole waxing babes chillin? My college gf was the president of her sorority and I remember her asshole having some hairs. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a girl with a hairy butthole. I don’t even think I have a hairy butthole.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.