Literally Xmas Christmas shirt

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Printed to order and shipped from the USA

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5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

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one time when i was about 7 i went into a Homebase with my best mate and her family, we were messing about in the Literally Xmas Christmas shirt besides I will buy this bathroom section and thought it’d be funny to open up one of the toilets and pretend to shit in them, only to discover someone else actually HAD shat in one. Still today no one believes me. 20 years ago, whilst working at a hotel, I used to stay overnight and then get up early to serve guests breakfast. The hotel was in a separate building to the restaurant and when I walked over around 6am, it was broad daylight and calm as it was during the summer months. Opened the restaurant and went into the kitchen to set up for breakfast. When I came back out, it was pitch black, like it was the middle of the night. After a minute of staring at it in shock at the door, the wind picked up and the outdoor furniture started flying around the car park. Didn’t try to retrieve it as I had no chance, so I moved away from the door… lasted 2 minutes tops, then the wind disappeared and the sun came back out. Sorted out the furniture and went back to prepare breakfast. Walking home from school I saw this large black cat. Except it was far too large to be a cat and I just remember how muscly it shoulders seemed. It was walking in front of me, then it slowed and growled. I stopped following it and it walked off.

Literally Xmas Christmas shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

I was like two meters from being hit by a deer. Nobody else was close by and the Literally Xmas Christmas shirt besides I will buy this deer was vanished into the trees seconds afterwards That happened to me once too! I was about 25m behind my group of friends because I’d stopped to light a cigarette. They had just gone round the corner out of sight when a fucking huge stag leaped truly magnificently from behind a bush right next to me, then sproinked off across the park. No one believed me! In my childhood bedroom, maybe 8-10 years old, on the outskirts of Liverpool, just playing on a nice clear day. I hear a serious rumble that I knew was a fast jet (massive plane nerd, I went on to join the air cadets and the RAF). I rushed to the window and for a split second could see very little, then a heat haze cleared enough for me to see the back of a Tornado jet aircraft. For me to see the back end of it without it having flown literally through my house, it must have just radically changed direction. I can’t even tell you how close it was, the windows were shaking, so it must have been an incredibly near miss. I had a toy version in my room, so knew full well what the silhouette was: high-mounted wings, twin engines with circular outlets, single tail plane.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.