Lazy But Lovely Landscapes Gnome Flowers T-Shirt

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They’re not, that’s why they’re getting rid of them. I’m guessing a long time ago somebody decided on a standard set of office supplies that had to be stocked on every floor in every building. With how many buildings Google has, that’s a lot of staplers (and file folders and pens and highlighters and notebooks and tape). They’re finally getting around to updating the Lazy But Lovely Landscapes Gnome Flowers T-Shirt in addition I really love this standard set to reflect that almost nobody prints anything anymore. Google doesn’t actually do stock buybacks. It’s all been offset with hundreds of billions in employee stock based compensation where they turn around and issue the shares they purchased to employees at a discount. It makes me so happy that people are seeing the forest for the trees this time. It’s been decades of “welp we gotta tighten our belts for the ‘conomy!” Now it feels more like “our economy is boned while the corporate economy is doing better than ever. Anyone know where we left the pitchforks?”

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Staplers are the Lazy But Lovely Landscapes Gnome Flowers T-Shirt in addition I really love this corporate cutback whipping boy. It’s why I refused to be a stapler salesmen, any sign of cutbacks and you are f’d. Which I’m sure for the entirety of the time of the cuts will end up being something like ten percent of bonuses they give for one year to their top executives Google bought an aeron chair for every office employee and all their meeting rooms and shit. That’s got to be around 50k chairs that cost $1.5 to $2k a piece. That’s like a hundred million on fucking chairs. But like…let’s be real. Do google staff still use staplers? I work in a much less tech-forward office and I can’t remember the last time I stapled. If they’re not using staplers much because they’re sending documents digitally why not remove wasteful spending This. They’re jerking off into your coffee while telling you about their stock price, corporate retreat, and how they need you to work extra hours this week. I have a stapler my mom’s job gave her back in the 80’s. Still works, so I have literally never needed to buy a stapler in my life. What are they doing with their staplers that cutting their stapler budget would make a dent??? It’s always the fucking staplers, switching to 1 ply toilet paper, automatic towel dispensers and then they’ll kick you in the nuts with a health insurance cost increase.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.