If You Hurt My Dog I Can Make Your Death Look Like Accident T-Shirt

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No. Any wild animal that saw you as dinner would eat you alive and give absolutely zero shits about your pain and suffering. We’re no different. If you don’t want to boil lobster alive, you can always drive the If You Hurt My Dog I Can Make Your Death Look Like Accident T-Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this knife tip into the brain before you toss it into the pot. Boom and done. When I work in a kitchen, do it as a courtesy to those around me. Takes 5 seconds and I don’t have to deal with anyone expressing moral indignation for the umpteenth time. I’m sorry you feel bad about the lobster, but I have a 200-seater to feed, and I’m tired and busy. I went to culinary school and one lesson was how to humanely kill a lobster by jamming a knife into the back of its head. I got straight A’s in college until this class.. I got a C because I just couldn’t handle it

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Yes, because it’s wholly unnecessary. Lobsters and crabs are so easy to kill and then boil, they don’t need to be tortured for 10 minutes. Nope it doesn’t bother me at all. I’m more concerned about cooking them quickly and eating them with my sandwich. It is pointless I think, there’s a humane way to kill them beforehand. I’m sure there are assholes that still do it I don’t understand how boiling a crab alive is more cruel than submerging a pig in a gas chamber. All animals have to suffer to end up on your plate. Because the If You Hurt My Dog I Can Make Your Death Look Like Accident T-Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this gas chamber uses doesn’t cause pain and panic. They are also stunned via electricity, and no, not like a tazer. The gas takes a few seconds, the electricity is instant, both renders the animal completely unconscious. Mammals suffering leading up to slaughter makes them release adrenaline, which makes the meat tough and taste bad. To our current understanding, crustacean nervous systems don’t register pain in a perceptible way like many other creatures do. Discomfort? Yes, but presently, as we understand things, pain is not something they experience. As was already pointed out, some people freeze them for a few minutes, effectively ‘turning off’ their senses right before the end. Some even deal a death blow, but here’s why boiling alive is done. Crustaceans are notorious for turning foul insanely fast. Once they’re dead, you have maybe a minute or two- five tops- to at least start par-cooking or flash freezing them before they start going off, and become dangerous to eat. Anything you can do to buy even a few seconds post-mortem, you should do.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.