I Survived Barbenheimer 2023 Oppenheimer T-Shirt

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Tbh i would love to be a gorilla. They can eat leaves and sticks all day but are still jacked af, they can masturbate in public, they don’t have to work or pay for basicly existing. It is a peaceful life. Like I don’t think the I Survived Barbenheimer 2023 Oppenheimer T-Shirt besides I will buy this current human body was evolved to survive in the wild with barely any hair while surviving off of leaves and twigs Probably hard to find a doctor willing to transition a person into a gorilla despite what is portrayed in the movies. All you got to do is say you’re a gorilla. Then you will actually be a real gorilla and do everything they can do. A lot of people think they have a slower metabolism too. Being fat as a result of your own choices is hard to accept I have not once met a fat person that ate healthy. They always have shitty lifestyles and various snacks and sodas are always involved and over-consumed. I mean slow and fast metabolism is a thing. Case in point, I eat like shit and skinny as hell, my friend eats healthy but (for medical reasons I don’t understand entirely) his metabolism has effectively shut down and now has to fast No, this is part of the myth. Metabolism does vary but not enough to make a significant difference in your weight. . The ways to increase your metabolism naturally involve, no surprise, exercise.

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Your metabolism doesn’t make you fat. Your eating habits make you fat. A bunch of people think they’re the I Survived Barbenheimer 2023 Oppenheimer T-Shirt besides I will buy this exception and yes there’s some room at the bottom of the bell curve. But the odds that your weight is the result of an uncontrollable medical reason is very low. There are illnesses and medication that affect your metabolism, for example Hypothyroidism, Antidepressants or Antipsychotics. And a lot of people actually suffer from it, not just a small percentage. Unless you have osteosarcoma or a severe calcium deficiency bone density stays pretty consistent. The second skeleton is likely that of a silverback gorilla. Still a nice message. How could I forget about osteosarcoma I’m working on Ewing’s sarcoma right now. Nothing changed tho it’s still a nice message

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.