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I don’t think I had even heard of a birth plan when I had my first. The biggest choice you had in the Working Carpenter A Bad Day Of WoodWorking Better Than A Good Day Working T-Shirt But I will love this late 90s was whether/when to get an epidural, and how hard to push back on the automatic formula-feeding and the baby getting swooped off to the nursery. If she shoves a giant amethyst crystal into her rear crystal cave it should absorb the pain. It will only work if she chants during labor using a selenium rod though. Please stop spreading misinformation. Everyone knows one must aggressively thrust a shard of jade into their rear crystal cave to absorb pain. But only during a full moon. Same with my kid’s mother, only (as I found out later) that was all blamed on me because I hadn’t done enough birthing meditations beforehand so she had to secretly go to some kind of spiritual healer to redo the birth “properly” the way it was supposed to have gone had I not fucked it all up for her.

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