Vert Der Ferk Shirt

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Design

Original artwork, copyright protected

Printing

Printed to order and shipped from the USA

Processing

2–3 business days after your order is placed.

Delivery

5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

Cost

Calculated at checkout from your address and the number of items.

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The og DP Dough that we both remember closed in like 2017 and they were gone for 5ish years. Literally recently came back w a new location like this past October. Still live in Maryland so I go every now and then. Doesn’t taste as good as I remember tho I worked in a factory where one position had to put books into boxes for shelving, so there were pallets of box towers to pull from for use. This guy quits and he knocks down all the Vert Der Ferk Shirt besides I will buy this boxes on the way out, to really stick it to the place and the bosses. As a millennial, the obnoxiousness of the TikTok popup video culture is pretty wild. It’s like these ppl don’t understand what fucking azzholes they are filming their Scorsese shorts in your fucking face, and it’s the stupidest dance or some stupid meme 95% of the time. Hey tikkitokkers go the fuck home and read a book. (Drunk old man rant at 6am, w00t) Whatever happened to the good Ole days of taking your digital camera to record your buddy running over the top of a moving car

Vert Der Ferk Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

Man I had to rent a big honking video camera that took a fucking VHS tape to record from my school library, carry the Vert Der Ferk Shirt besides I will buy this huge case on my bike’s handlebars to my house, just to record myself doing skateboard tricks in my garage. These fuckers have it too easy, that’s the problem. Yeah but those pranks were staged properly and had film crews and back up. They also fixed and paid for any damage, later and behind the scenes. That doesn’t happen in these ‘pranks’ now that people film on their phones. No, I feel like that era/crew, especially Knoxville, were totally based on self-inflicted/friendly fire when it came to actual harm and danger. They didn’t go fucking up people’s jobs. Knoxville grew up hanging around his dad’s tire shop all day and his first big magazine article was getting shot in the chest to test a bulletproof vest (against the will of the vest manufacturer) for lulz I feel this. Snapchat and instagram came out when I was in high school and we used it to send pics and shit and there was dumb stuff on camera. But what this shit has evolved into and the pure volume of it, I’ll pass.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.