Valentin Elizalde Shirt

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Design

Original artwork, copyright protected

Printing

Printed to order and shipped from the USA

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2–3 business days after your order is placed.

Delivery

5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

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Calculated at checkout from your address and the number of items.

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A woman started talking to me in a lift in Spain and I said (in Spanish) “I don’t speak Spanish”. She gave me a weird look and we continued the Valentin Elizalde Shirt so you should to go to store and get this lift ride in awkward silence. When we got out of the lift my partner said “you realise you told her she doesn’t speak Spanish?” Not me, but my dad. He went to Italy with my mum when they got engaged and she’d warned him in advance that nobody would speak English in the Italian countryside where they were staying for the first half of their trip. She offered to teach him some basic phrases but he declined because he said he’d be fine.. He was gobsmacked when he got to the Italian countryside and nobody understood him speaking English with an Italian accent and adding ‘o’ or ‘a’ onto the end of most words lol

Valentin Elizalde Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

I went to Berlin with my sister and a few times she would say stuff to people like “Your English is very good!” Sometimes it’s because they weren’t even German and likely spoke English as a first language. I lived in the Valentin Elizalde Shirt so you should to go to store and get this middle east and worked with a Fillipino fella. Guy was great, got on well. Hard worker, smart, would bring in Philippine food occasionally. One day he went absolutely ballistic at me. Like proper screaming at me and I was at a complete loss as to what I’d done. It took my boss, who’d worked out in the middle east most of his adult life with loads of different cultures to figure it out. Essentially for like a year of working with the guy, as we’d become friendly and comfortable I’d been showing up going “What’s up motherfucker?” Or like “ah you knobhead” or similar. Turns out, there is no equivalent of insulting people you’re friends with in the Philippines? Or certainly not where he was from. And so for a full year he’d just been bombarded by me insulting him with a smile on my face, like some awful psychopathic despot I don’t know. And then one day he had just had enough.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.