Touch My Coffee I Will Slap You So Hard shirt

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It was early May and all the Touch My Coffee I Will Slap You So Hard shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this Easter eggs were gone but my brother had counted and by his account there should have been one left. The whole family were accusing each other of eating it and lying about it, so we got into a silly argument of ‘maybe neighbour came round and helped himself, maybe auntie took it, maybe a stray dog stole it etc’ so I said ‘maybe it slipped down the back of the radiator’ (which was silly because there was only a 1 ½ inch gap). My mum stood up and looked down the back of the radiator, lo and behold there was a 6 pack of creme eggs wedged down there. Me and my brother tried to get them out with a coat hanger and mum went to get the neighbour who just un-hooked it and the pack fell down. We were very lucky to have had a warm spring and hadn’t had the heating on for a while so they were all intact. It was a really weird occurance and my whole family still thinks I hid them there.

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Playing in the Touch My Coffee I Will Slap You So Hard shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this back garden with my younger brother when I was around 8/9. We both saw a shiny silver orb fly slowly over the houses opposite. Then all of a sudden it shot off (upwards) into the sky and disappeared. We both saw it and remember it but no one else believes us. It wasn’t a plane or helicopter and this was too long ago to be a drone or anything. Weird. I saw a massive black panther stalking along the edge of a farmers field. I was 13 and in the car with my parents driving through the Midlands, somewhere between Daventry and Banbury, I think. It was ’96 because I remember Three Lions was playing on the radio. Got told I must have imagined it or it was a dog. I grew up in a village in Malaysia, purpose built for the company my dad worked for as it was in the middle of the rainforest. Our one house had the garden backing onto the rainforest and one morning I opened the back door and saw a snake sunbathing (concrete step on the sun). Most 6 year olds would scream but I calmly closed the door and phoned the snake man and reported it. My dad was at work and mum was next door I think (village had 24 hour police security and that was the only way in/ out so very secure, had a bit of a shock moving back to the UK!) so the snake man comes and if you didn’t want to keep the snake (to eat, they’re invasive species) he would take and sell it so you didn’t have to pay for his services.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.