Toothless Cream Shirt

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The kings of CrossFit – 3 guys that used every bit of gym equipment and every inch of space for their multiple hour ‘functional’ workout. It wasn’t a CrossFit gym. Never mopped up their puddles of sweat and slammed bars down from over head height. Herman the Toothless Cream Shirt it is in the first place but German – guy who, according to my dad, had a ‘Big square German jawline’ and blond hair. I think you see where he was going with that. The rohypnol kid – bit dark this one, an older guy who always wore very short shorts. The type Footballers wore in the 1990’s. He always brought a very full plastic bag into the gym floor – it never went in a locker. He was very defensive of said bag and it was never more than a few inches away from him. If you went near him he’d pick the bag up and stare. My dads theory – there was a severed human head in it. And he’d used rohypnol to subdue his victim(s) hence the nickname. I lived in Germany and Austria and the toilets are the answer. You’re not peeing into a pool of water, you’re peeing onto a porcelain shelf. The splatter from the pee is impressive, standing, it would aerate. I started sitting over there, and I’m about 50/50 these days back in the states.

Toothless Cream Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

It’s simply a choice between splashing pee everywhere including likely all over your own pants and shoes, or just sitting down instead. Easy and clear choice for most. I’m 6’3″, and I don’t know if that makes a difference, but I’m never whiping piss off the Toothless Cream Shirt it is in the first place but seat with my sock or tp ever the fuck again. 90% of the time I stand at least a bit of piss misses the toilet. Do other people’s dick not shoot in two different directions occasionally? When you’re almost done and you give it that extea push, does it not shoot way off course? Does it not splash back overtop of the toilet seat for other people? I can’t be the only one. Urinals are for standing, toilets are for sitting. I have a suspicion that men have never gotten on their hands and knees and cleaned the floor behind the toilet. It is so fucking gross. If that was their job, every single man would sit. I think you’re a fucking moron if you stand and that fact that guys are made fun of for sitting is wrong. It’s backwards. Sitting is for champs, standing is for apes.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.