The War on Xmas Tee The Lawrence Arms Metro Chicago Punk Rock Holiday Shirt

SKU

VP-CGRRXO-SHIRT

Category

Christmas, Trending

Design

Original artwork, copyright protected

Printing

Printed to order and shipped from the USA

Processing

2–3 business days after your order is placed.

Delivery

5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

Cost

Calculated at checkout from your address and the number of items.

Tracking

A tracking number is emailed as soon as your order ships.

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The War on Xmas Tee: A tribute to Chicago punk tradition

This black cotton tee is a wearable homage to The Lawrence Arms and their legendary annual holiday show at Metro Chicago. The design captures the chaotic energy of punk rock satire with vintage gig poster aesthetics, featuring Santa-clad musicians in a scene that fans of The War on Xmas will instantly recognize. It connects directly to the history of Metro Chicago as a hub for alternative music during the holidays.

Design details and style

The artwork uses a retro gig poster layout to depict three men dressed as Santa Claus playing instruments amidst cartoonish geese, cows, and elves. This illustrative design places the word METRO prominently in the center, reinforcing the venue connection while delivering sharp satirical art. The visual chaos mirrors the high-energy atmosphere of the actual concerts, making it a standout piece for anyone who appreciates irreverent holiday themes.

Material and fit information

This shirt is made from soft black cotton fabric, ensuring comfort for long wear at shows or casual outings. The graphic is applied via a durable screen print using red, yellow, blue, and white inks that pop against the dark background. The cut follows a classic unisex fit, providing a relaxed silhouette that suits various body types without feeling restrictive.

Is this officially licensed The Lawrence Arms merchandise?

No, this is not an official band product. It is a fan-inspired design created to celebrate the theme of the “War on X-Mas” event. The item is not produced, endorsed, or affiliated with The Lawrence Arms or their record label.

What sizes are available for this punk rock holiday tee?

Standard adult sizes ranging from Small to XXL are available for purchase. You should check the specific size chart provided on the product page to compare chest measurements. This ensures you select a comfortable fit whether you prefer a snug look or a looser drape.

Can I wear this shirt to non-punk holiday events?

Yes, the humorous and satirical nature of the design makes it suitable for any holiday gathering. It serves as a conversation starter among friends and family who enjoy alternative styles or funny Christmas gifts. The bold graphics allow it to stand out even outside of concert venues.

How should I care for the printed design?

Machine wash the shirt in cold water inside out with like colors to protect the ink. Tumble dry on low heat to prevent shrinking or cracking of the multi-colored print. Avoid ironing directly over the graphic area to maintain the quality and vibrancy of the screen print.

Available styles (select at checkout)

This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:

• Men’s / unisex T-shirt
• Women’s T-shirt
• Sweatshirt
• Hoodie
• Tank top
• V-neck
• Youth tee
• Toddler tee
• Tote bag

Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.

Material & print

Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.

Fit & sizing

Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.

Care instructions

• Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
• Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry

Shipping & returns

Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.