The Matrix Welcome To The Real World Shirt

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Original artwork, copyright protected

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Printed to order and shipped from the USA

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2–3 business days after your order is placed.

Delivery

5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

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Mentally,hell yeah, getting all my “implements” again,not having to work tomorrow, just taking things instead of having to buy them,I feel a teenager again already! Physically,NOPE. Don’t have my contact lens anymore, haven’t gotten surgery yet,my life would depend on how much time I can preserve my glasses,which are a real obstacle when physical activity is required. I give myself one week and I am being generous. Zombies Schmombies. It’s the The Matrix Welcome To The Real World Shirt it is in the first place but MACHINES that are coming for us. Hasn’t anyone seen Terminator and The Matrix. Now look at the automatic check out machines the grocery store. Machines, people. Newsflash: Everyone is behaving irrationally, worldwide. People believe conspiracy theories and ignore facts. They crash cars so they can look at some unimportant bullshit on their phones. Everyone is bitter and sarcastic and trying to be funny even tho nobody is funny. The zombie apocalypse began in 2008, it came with the invention of the smartphone. We weren’t supposed to get dumber.

The Matrix Welcome To The Real World Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

Where have you been? You are in the The Matrix Welcome To The Real World Shirt it is in the first place but zombie apocalypse now. Except you don’t know because you have already been zombiified. Zombies don’t know they are Zombies. They are everywhere. Many of them socialize right here on Reddit. Zombies are easy to deal with:Its other people that are the issue(especially bandits and raiders lol):You could simply get killed,or kidnapped,raped,tortured or worse… covid was the apocolypse i was prepared for. Stay home, play video games, and show other geeks how to play D&D on virtual table tops? I’m in Mentally I’ve been ready since I was 12. Physically, I’m in decent shape but can’t run too far or too fast yet. I have a gun and like 250 rounds so I’d have to use them sparingly. I’d probably make friends with the cop across the street real quick and if he was turned then I’d take all his gear and probably be set for a while

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.