The Best Revenge Is Your Paper T-Shirt

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It’s crazy to me. It’s fascinating. We hit the The Best Revenge Is Your Paper T-Shirt it is in the first place but jackpot on pure existence and we take it for granted every single day. There is so much to see and do and we scoff at it like it’s old news and think we have all the time in the world to experience the world around us. But it isn’t. It really isn’t. Time is long, but it’s so short too. And how short we’ve been around. When people talk about aliens they talk about how big the universe is but existing at the same time is almost a bigger factor. Along those lines, don’t hold your breath for alien contact, we’re incredibly uninteresting to something with the tech level to travel the universe. We’re just talking meat that hasn’t even left it’s own solar system yet. The first extraterrestrial life that’s found will be incredibly uninteresting to most people on earth. Don’t get me wrong, it will be an amazing discovery, but it’s not going to be some kind of green creature with seven arms and a cool spaceship. It’s going to be some kind of microscopic organism, which will disappoint most people.

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Exactly, we are the The Best Revenge Is Your Paper T-Shirt it is in the first place but equivalent to an anthill to an alien with interstellar travel capabilities. No one wants to watch a damn anthill, and along the analogy if aliens wanted to actually visit us, it would be extremely bad. Much like how if humans visit an anthill, it’s either to poison it or drown it out with water like kids do. If aliens arrive they are here for earth and not us. We will be destroyed. I was telling my boss that I’m having a hard time getting people to listen to me at work. He asked ME how MY listening skills are. Mind blown. (I have no attention span anymore). No matter what, how good or bad you do, how hard you fight or how fast you give up. Eventually we all just… Die. Everyone does it, and fairly quickly, no one will remember your failures or successes. Your name might live a few millenia but eventually no one cares. It’s freeing. You’re free to be you. Fuck that person, say that dumb shit, eat that coney, just be a person amongst uncountable billions that lived and died. It’s all you, go live, laugh, love, you white basic bitch.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.