Sorry am already freaking awesome Swedish guy he is my life him forever always shirt

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I will wipe and wipe and wipe… paper clean as fuck. Then I’ll go walk a couple miles and my undies look like a fuckin’ race track. It’s a curse. Bidet toilet is the Sorry am already freaking awesome Swedish guy he is my life him forever always shirt moreover I will buy this answer. If you dont have one, never use wet wipes, rather use a product like Wype and normal toilet paper. It’s cheaper and better for the environment! I have an elegant solution: by lots of high-quality and resilient underwear, preferably the same model for normal use. That means don’t use white underware by default. Change underwear at least twice a day. Seperate underwear before washing. If your stash is large enough, then you will never run out of clean underwear. Boxers and jumping up on the sink and really cleaning things up when after wiping will prevent those skid marks

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.