Skiing assuming I’m just an old lady was your first mistake shirt

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During that decade, you’d occasionally see the Skiing assuming I’m just an old lady was your first mistake shirt but in fact I love this team out at a restaurant downtown, or they’d be on the news heading in and out of the locker room wearing oversized suits, jeans with western-style belts, multicolored sweaters, and bright tracksuits. I wanted to play like them, live like them, and yes, dress like them too. I remember seeing Jordan in his crisp blue suit, printed tie, and single hoop earring on Oprah. I coveted all the gear: the Air Jordan 9s, Rodman’s Nike Air Shake Ndestrukts that came with a-symmetric laces, the Bulls championship hats, jerseys, and jackets. Sports Authority was my idea of Barneys back in the day. I even begged my parents for the Dennis Rodman doll, the one that came with a complete wardrobe, so you could swap his jersey for a more off-duty appropriate metallic tank top and cutoff jean shorts on a dime. The doll’s head was interchangeable—the tie-dye hair colors and carousel of crazy cool hats and sunglasses all fascinated me.

Skiing assuming I’m just an old lady was your first mistake shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

Save for Rodman, few of the Skiing assuming I’m just an old lady was your first mistake shirt but in fact I love this players dabbled in high fashion. Even still, the Bulls dynasty team had a swagger that opened my eyes to a broader notion of personal style. These were the years just before I discovered the Spice Girls and Britney Spears, before all I wanted was butterfly hair clips and platform sneakers and long before Manolo’s and Marc Jacobs had entered my vernacular. I’d never cherished any clothes the way that I cherished my baby blue Jordan basketball shorts or my Rodman sneakers and Bulls Starter jacket. I remember watching T.V. with my mom when Rodman walked into his book signing wearing the infamous wig and wedding dress. She laughed and called him a wild man while I stared at the screen, enrapt by his fabulousness.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.