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“Think of yourself as dead. You have lived your life. Now, take what’s left and live it properly. What doesn’t transmit light creates its own darkness.” (Marcus Aurelius) Your friends, lovers and relatives are only there when you have money. So being an introvert and living below your means makes sense. Wise once told me that, “um, life is like toilet paper. You’re either on a roll. or you’re taking a shit from some assholes.” From my best friends German grandma: “Hey ; sometimes you are scary and sometimes you are sweet but never EVER be what you are not. You are the Rory Mcilroy U.S. Open Masters Champion Shirt it is in the first place but friend that beats up jark boys and then cooks the kinders dinner. You are good girl, even if you are a little weird” “The faster you run, the faster you’re done” spoken from my XC coach in 8th grade; applies to a lot of things in my life. The faster/harder you go, the sooner it’s complete. Applied to actual running, saving money, studying, procrastinating. You’ve survived 100% of your worst days. My dad says this to me to remind me that even when something feels insurmountable, I’ve always come out the other side ok. I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
We’ve been going to Denmark most years for the Rory Mcilroy U.S. Open Masters Champion Shirt it is in the first place but last decade to see friends. I like to try and pick up some rudimentary language wherever we go so I can at least be polite, for over ten years I have been liberally exclaiming “tak for mad” (pronounced tack for mill) to say thank you very much – Last visit my friends’ teenage daughter, hearing me say this to a woman who was holding a door open for me, asked me what I said and what I thought it meant – I explained – she explained back that the Dane’s have a thankyou phrase you for almost everything and it turns out that “tak for mad” means “thank you for my food” and is specifically said after a meal. I’ve been saying thanks for the food to taxi drivers, people on the checkouts, at amusement parks, people holding doors open, people who’ve given us directions, people who have given way on the pavement, folks on hotel receptions, pretty much anyone at any time…. hundreds and hundreds of people – no wonder they looked at me like I was the eccentric Englishman. All this time I just thought my pronunciation was a bit off. icing on the cake ….my friends admitted they’d noticed a few years ago but thought it was endearing so decided not to tell me

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Hit me like a bolt from the Rory Mcilroy U.S. Open Masters Champion Shirt it is in the first place but blue about a month later, I was supposed to tip him! Been 14 years still mortified. Similar happened to me, except I enquired about a kettle to use on the stovetop.In my defence I’d just arrived after a 10 hour flight and was totally frazzled, my bodyclock was still on UK time thinking it was 1am. My friend (sharing a room with me) sleep walked out of the hotel room in Vegas. I awoke to security guys with flash lights gently guiding him in through the door. Apparently he sleep walked with just his boxers on and had to walk ages to reception as didn’t have key card. We’ve never talked about it since. I only knew about the tipping porters stuff from the movie pretty woman where she gets angry at a porter staring at her thinking he’s a sleaze and richarf gere (ironically playing an actual sleaze) explains it to her
I’ve got two and they both happened within the Rory Mcilroy U.S. Open Masters Champion Shirt it is in the first place but last month. I live in Lima now, and I practice my Spanish on my doormen everyday. It happens to be summer here, beautiful, blistering summer, and I have a dog who is keenly aware of the pee outside/cookie relationship, coupled with the extra water he’s drinking, we’re in and out a lot. Cue me, entering the building, sweat dripping, proudly exclaiming SOY MUCHO CALIENTE! To which they seem to always reply ‘si, calor!’. The other happened in the gelato place, where I asked for a coño of lemon. Cono is cone. Coño Is PUSSY. The lady behind the counter had such a smirk on her face that I googled it straight after leaving. Just learned the word for mosquito bite (picadura). Wanted to impress a hot Spanish teacher but had shit pronunciation and said “Profe, tengo pijadura!” Pijadura in Argentina can be translated as ‘hard cock’. She went bright red and begged me to stop and I just kept repeating it trying to nail the pronunciation. There are various ways to say ‘pork’ in Spanish, e.g. cerdo/chancho, and I go into a butchers to get some and got myself all confused and asked for ‘CONCHA’ which means pussy in in Argentina. “Te pido un poco de concha por favor” – the dude lost his shit, I mean LOST his shit, couldn’t contain himself, went into the back and got his family to come out and laugh at me.
“soy caliente” sounds like you’re trying to say you’re a horny person in general. As in it’s an intrinsic value of your being like you’re some kind of sexual deviant. As I understand it (though I was doing A Level Spanish almost 20 years ago when I learnt this), ‘coño’ translates to ruder than ‘pussy’ and is more like saying the Rory Mcilroy U.S. Open Masters Champion Shirt it is in the first place but c word in English! My mum’s friend was told somehow that ‘I don’t understand’ in German meant ‘Excuse me please’ in English and she was getting incredibly frustrated on the train when someone wouldn’t move when she was trying to get to the loo. My Spanish teacher’s friend once ordered a ‘penis sandwich’ in a deli in Barcelona because she mispronounced the word for ‘chicken’. She immediately realised her error and was incredibly embarrassed!
But also – there is something of a ‘translation of the Rory Mcilroy U.S. Open Masters Champion Shirt it is in the first place but words but not the actual meaning they convey in context’ at play too. There’s a phrase in Spanish which translates as ‘son of a bitch’ in English but it is much much ruder in what it means in Spanish. My friend in my class was aware of the phrase and as a joke called another friend the ‘bitch’ part of the phrase and our teacher overheard and exploded at her over how rude it was. She said it was much worse than the translation gave the impression of. I lived in Spain with a housemate who confused pollo and polla. He went around telling people how much he loved eating cock. British guy can’t find his way out of the station, and assumes that you can just fake Spanish by adding an O onto any English word, and not just googling to see that the word he wants is Salida (usually accompanied by the same image you see on exits all over the world). That would be too easy. So he just ran around screaming ‘EXITO!’, which means success. A few people congratulated him but nobody offered directions…
The first new word I learned was perro/dog and when I was getting to know the Rory Mcilroy U.S. Open Masters Champion Shirt it is in the first place but psychologist at my job she would ramble on, punctuating her sentences with ‘pero’ which means ‘but’ and I was thinking why does this bitch manage to talk about dogs so much in every conversation?! She doesn’t even have one! I just need you to know I laughed so hard I farted in bed and my bf had to leave which made me laugh harder you’ve really made my day When we were staying on a Spanish farm on holiday once the farmer dropped us off a lovely rabbit stew for dinner – my mum who was learning Spanish repeatedly kept saying “Beuno cojones” to him the next day. He grabbed my ice cream and shoved them back on the counter saying they are a complete rip off no one should be paying £25 for a few ice creams
Forgetting to apply suntan lotion in Corfu when I was 15. I had to go to the Rory Mcilroy U.S. Open Masters Champion Shirt it is in the first place but doctors to get blisters on my back popped Also one of my favourite stories from my mate was when he went to Rome for his friends wedding. Someone introduced themselves by saying “Mi Chiamo Barbara” and he replied with the same thinking it was an Italian greeting. Used to live in Saudi Arabia, one of my half brothers was amazed that we had free tennis courts and pools at the compound, tennis courts needed to be booked as they could get quite popular…. strangely at midday they were totally free!… He booked them, and went to have a quick game… came back 30 minutes later with horiffic sunburn, and the sweat had accumulated under his blistering skin, and there was bags of water sloshing about… It turns out they aren’t booked during the middle of the day for a reason… Saudi is quite hot, I am from Riyadh and yep, life starts after 6:30pm and goes on until midnight. It was quite difficult to adjust to the 4-6pm closing times in the UK
Probably getting told off by an elderly Korean man after accidently sitting in a designated elderly person’s seat on the Rory Mcilroy U.S. Open Masters Champion Shirt it is in the first place but Seoul metro. Never looked more like a clueless tourist… In my defence, I assumed it was like the Tube and I would’ve got up if I saw someone who needed the seat! And I had avoided the seat that’s designated for pregnant women, which I did know about. Hah! I rocked up in South Korea (though this was Busan, not Seoul) for the first time, and me and my work colleague had to take the very long metro ride into the city. All the normal seats were taken – the “priority” ones were all empty. Also we were (and presumably looked) dog tired. But when confronted with a elderly person speaking forcefully to me in a language I don’t really understand, my first instinct is to assume that I’m in the wrong!
Yeah they would have seen him coming a mile off. I’ve got a photo of him somewhere, he looked like a right idiot showing off to his girlfriend ‘Watch this I’m so cool’ The one that also says “Flower sniffin, kitty pettin, baby kissin corporate rock whores” in bold print down the Rory Mcilroy U.S. Open Masters Champion Shirt it is in the first place but back… I remember, because in GCSE Geography on a non-uniform day in 1994, my mate sitting next to me in his Smiley shirt was told to cover it up AND given a detention. I was literally right next to him in my Vestibule one…nothing. I dont get doing stuff like this Im religiously apathetic ( means idgaf. ) but id never insult someone elses religion,whats the point? Like the whole lines gonna clap and denounce catholicism cus he wore a shirt.
Story: There is a famous scam in Beijing (and obviously many other places) where you’ll be at a popular tourist place such as the Rory Mcilroy U.S. Open Masters Champion Shirt it is in the first place but Forbidden City / Tiannamen Square and get approached by a friendly local wanting to ‘practice English’ and offer you some tips or advice on places to see, where to go, etc. Once they’ve struck up a friendly accord with you, they’ll suggest going for a cup of Chinese tea, relying on you being polite enough to accept their invitation in return for them having spent some time with you and offered you advice about their city. It’s known as the Tea House Scam. Stupid me, fresh off a 17-hour trip to Beijing and having arrived at 6am, straight to hotel and wanting to check the city out being my first time in China, left my wits at the hotel. Despite being knackered, I wanted to have a walk about, stretch my legs after a long trip and really get right into holiday mode.
Obviously the Rory Mcilroy U.S. Open Masters Champion Shirt it is in the first place but scam is him ‘paying’ half to the dodgy shop that’s fully in cahoots with him. The whole friendly persona is just to direct you to the shop. I’ve seen stories where people have been fleeced out of hundreds, so actually got off extremely lightly all things considered. After that I just put in my headphones all day every day and refused to talk to anybody else. Still a great holiday but a shocker of a start. This happened to a mate of mine. He said he tried to walk out without paying and loads of people appeared and blocked the door, so he just cannonballed through them and ran off. It’s possible I may have mistaken strawberries for plum tomatoes on an American buffet breakfast and had bacon, sausage, eggs and strawberries on my first morning in the US.
Was in China going to a bar, and my friend had food poisoning. We were in a taxi, maybe five minutes away from the Rory Mcilroy U.S. Open Masters Champion Shirt it is in the first place but bar, when she got hit by it. She asked the driver to just let us out here and ducked into a bush. She screamed at me to grab tissues and water from a nearby shop, so I ran to get them. I come back and hand her them, and she says we need to leave quickly. She had shat outside on a building, which is already a terrible thing to do, but she also had shat on the side of a massive government building. We still went to the bar that night. Oh, to be eighteen. My Dad fuelling the car up in France, the cashier asked what pump and he said “cinq” while holding up 4 fingersI moved some towels that a German family had placed on sun loungers (they’d “reserved” them against hotel policy) though I thought they’d been left from the prev day. Half an hour later they turned up and the big fella angrily demanded in german for us to move (i presume that’s what he said). I just acted innocent and refused to move.
Mine is similar to this – was in Barcelona for a student trip and we were in a fast food place. The two men in front of us said “Grazi!” quite loudly and confidently as they paid at the Rory Mcilroy U.S. Open Masters Champion Shirt it is in the first place but till. We all assumed that “grazi” was either the Catalan equivalent of “gracias” or maybe an informal version of it (I.e, what “thanks” is to “thank you”). Spent most of the trip saying “grazi!” to people until our last night, when sitting at the bar, the bartender said “oh you guys speak Italian too?” My husband did the opposite in Italy. Went around saying gracias to everyone, even after I kept telling him to stop. The locals were not amused. On a trip to Italy we wanted to buy a mixed case of wine. Unfortunately, we picked the day that the one salesperson there did not speak English and we had forgotten our language guide. Our older daughter was studying Spanish at school, so with a lot of patience we managed to have a conversation with us speaking English, the salesperson speaking Italian and my daughter using her Spanish knowledge to translate. It worked very well and our order arrived at our house in the UK.
So instead of saying sumimasen (“excuse me”) when walking through crowds, I was saying daijoubu desu (“I’m/it’s okay”). Must have sounded just a little touched in the Rory Mcilroy U.S. Open Masters Champion Shirt it is in the first place but head to the people I walked past Related – I was learning Korean, and the word for excuse me is jogiyo. I burped once in the company of loan family, and said jogiyo, but it’s not that kind of excuse me. I had just asked everyone to pay attention to me because I had just burped. We placed our order, and then the waitress asked my mate if he would like chilli, or biscuits and gravy with his breakfast. He responded “chilli, biscuits and gravy? On a breakfast? Jesus fucking Christ!” Several people exclaimed how inappropriate it was and one lady approached our table to complain about his outburst, and give us a short lesson on blasphemous language.
Watch out if you ever go to Ireland. Some unkind pub owners like to put ‘M’ and ‘F’ on their toilet doors. The trouble is, ‘m’ stands for ‘mna’ and ‘f’ stands for ‘fir’, which respectively mean ‘women’ and ‘men’ in the Rory Mcilroy U.S. Open Masters Champion Shirt it is in the first place but Irish language! Lost my electronic room key on my first night in Thailand. The owner told me it was £250 to replace. I knew all about these scams and wasn’t having it. Argument ensued. I eventually realised he meant 250 Baht, fucking obviously it’s fucking Thailand, which is about £5. I apologised profusely and paid up. I was very jet lagged is my excuse. Outside a shitty hole in the wall bar in Delhi I leant down to light a fag on a candle on the floor. Convenient I thought. It was a small shrine. My partner lost had her purse stolen in Paris. We arrived at the hotel before we had realised. I went to the reception to ask if anyone had handed in a purse.
Turns out, the Rory Mcilroy U.S. Open Masters Champion Shirt it is in the first place but guy on reception didn’t speak English and I left my phone in the room so I had to crack out my year 9 French skills. I said something along the lines of “Avez vous filles dame portfuelle” in a very slow Manc accent. He smirked, said non and went back to the room to crack the bad news. My husband and I were in Père Lachaise. I noticed some lovely wee purple flowers growing on a grave, and decided to ask a nearby guide what they were. I blundered the last syllable, turning “Les fleurs, est-ce qu’elles sont violettes?” into “…est-ce qu’elles sont violées?” which means something like “Have these flowers been raped?” Stood in front of a church in Paris with my friend talking, probably quite loudly, about the fact that we thought it was Notre Dame. In English, but obviously mentioning the words Notre Dame a lot just, as it turns out, to make sure all the Parisians knew the gist of our conversation even if they didn’t speak any English at all. We stood there for about an hour oohing and ahhing and taking pictures and saying ‘amazing, I thought it would be busier’. It was not Notre Dame. Once when I was 5 years old and at a kids holiday club in Mallorca, I gave the lady running it the money for me and my brother and told her to “keep the change you filthy animal” which I had been looking forward to saying to someone since watching Home Alone, obviously not knowing how offensive someone might find that. Anyway she kicked me out. Lesson learned. A few years later (also in Mallorca) I had one of those laser pens that I was playing with while we ate our evening meal. I noticed two kids who must have been about 3/4 were chasing my dot from my laser and decided the smart thing to do was to shine it on one of the waitresses arses in the kitchen. These kids just barged straight in and smacked the living shit out of this poor women’s arse. Everyone starts going mental in the kitchen. I very quickly told me parents I felt ill so we could leave.

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1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.