Retro Meme Joey Chestnut Eating A True Hero Vintage Shirt

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I also had stitches after giving birth. That was harder to prepare for because I didn’t have an exact date to prepare my body for pushing a baby out. The first poop after birth is really really terrible. Some women bust stitches and need to get resewn up. I had a 7.5 cm section of my colon removed because of cancer. I had to go on a special diet for 6 weeks where I couldn’t eat more than 25 g of fiber a day, and had to take a healthy dose of stool softeners. Not exactly the Retro Meme Joey Chestnut Eating A True Hero Vintage Shirt also I will do this same, but I imagine similar 4th degree laceration during child birth tore from front to back. Took over a year to get any sensation back in the anal region. It was awful for about 3 weeks, Colace helped but it was mostly like squeezing out a porcupine. It took me a long time to not be tense every time I went. You take stool softeners and just let your intestines contract and do all the work for you. NO PUSHING. Just let it fall out of you. And wipe back, not forward. Keep the poop out of the stitches.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.