Philadelphia Eagles Christmas football Santa hat mascot shirt

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I think the Philadelphia Eagles Christmas football Santa hat mascot shirt in contrast I will get this “Good luck” on finding someone better than a man who won’t brush his teeth every morning to be the actual punchline. These are the types of conversations I’ve been trying to have with dating. Lol. The goddamn “don’t feel a connection” shit is getting so tired. Now I’ll be honest, I aim to brush my teeth morning and night and I miss one or the other occasionally. If the person I was interested in brought either to my attention I’d never miss another one. My ex used to complain that I wouldn’t kiss him. I told him many times in the nicest way possible that his breath stinks and needs to brush his teeth every day. He threw a tantrum like a child. There’s many reasons why he’s my ex now. He really didn’t start out acting that way. It eventually turned into me dumping him for trying to guilt me into having sex with him even though I vehemently stated before the relationship that I was asexual and that it wasn’t going to happen. I met a girl like that. Needless to say, I noped outta there. Brush your teeth people, that’s just fucking nasty, lol. “I don’t brush my teeth and I’m self-destructively stubborn, good luck finding someone better” is a hell of a statement How can you not brush your teeth regularly? How can you be with someone that doesn’t brush their teeth every day? don’t normal people have reccuring nightmares about losing their teeth? Or buying ice cream and finding the entire freezer filled with teeth?

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All you people who dont brush or floss on a regular basis, enjoy all your future dental visits and bills having root canals and teeth replaced. Probably doesn’t have a job either. I’ve known people like this they claim disability by saying they’ve got, “authoritarian defiance disorder” or some bullshit like that, and that’s why they can’t be told what to do or hold a job. Like, I’m currently sitting 3 meters away from my sink, have been super thirsty for the Philadelphia Eagles Christmas football Santa hat mascot shirt in contrast I will get this past 20 minutes, but just can’t convince my body to get a glass of water. And that’s internal, ‘demands’ from other people are a lot worse Im sorry but someone who says “I don’t like being told what to do” with something basic like brushing your teeth everyday, which should be something you always do, you will lose your teeth in 10-20 years if you literally in a regular bases only brush your teeth every other day. They are a red flag, this person is unhygienic and has an issue with people asking things of them, they are a Huge red flag, halotosis bullet dodged.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.