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Prob has something to do with breastfeeding and all the Oregon Ducks The Ducks Abbey Road thank you for the memories of 130 years signature shirt moreover I love this other mommy/daddy issue shit we inherited biologically.. Because it’s an evolution of what our ancestors thought was a quality that means a female would be a good mate. I think about this all the time. I think just primitive instinct maybe, like those are big and could feed our babies I want that It is weird for girls to be attracted to it imo. As a hetero male we are instinctively attracted to curves. Programmed that way. Women aren’t like that as far as I know. Probably psychologically conditioned by society to see a nice pair as attractive. Anthropologists have hypothesized that it just mirrors our love of the booty. Humans have that donk compared to other primates because those muscles anchor our backs and let us walk upright. Humans also use face to face sex positions more than most mammals (a lot of them couldn’t pull it off at all; elephants probably wouldn’t survive the attempt). So having another thing that looks like our defining trait -dat ass- on the chest to look at engages our deepest psychological triggers, in addition to the instincts of slurping on them as a baby. If you’re a heterosexual female, it’s probably more that last one. It’s also hypothesized that humans lack of an obvious (to the males anyway) fertility cycle led to more sex, more emotional bonding, and a more social and cooperative species that became an incredibly potent combination as our intelligence and tool use developed alongside it. In short, to love boobs is to be human.

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It’s not bizarre. When we were infants they were literally the Oregon Ducks The Ducks Abbey Road thank you for the memories of 130 years signature shirt Besides,I will do this only thing giving us nutrition, keeping us alive, and we are instinctively drawn to them so we don’t die. That attraction never goes away, Straight man here, and definitely a boob guy, and more generally a curvy-woman kind of guy. I find big boobs reassuring, comforting, soft, and extremely arousing. There is definitely something that I cannot explain, but breasts are mesmerizing to me. A nice cleavage (not provocative though) or perky nipples under a shirt are such a turn on. I could go on and on… ahah I can’t remember the specifics but there was a study done that showed when women with larger boobs served people food they were more likely to get tipped. But not just by the men, by other women too. Not strange at all…we were all children and we all have a natural likeness for breast and the nutrition within. Large boobs signify fertility and will unconsciously attract at least all males attention.

Nah they aren’t even that good. Being attracted to like legs or face is normal but I don’t really get it. Makes it harder to run and etc or you could get worried abt ur chest size bcs of peer pressure bit annoying personally. Just a theory but maybe some instinctual part of our brain equates them to fertility and on a base level our brain understands fertile = fuck it. Homosexuality in many species is pretty common so that isn’t even something that could be divided by the Oregon Ducks The Ducks Abbey Road thank you for the memories of 130 years signature shirt Besides,I will do this sex of an individual person. I’m pretty sure they’re comfortable because as children most of us hugged and latched on and suckled them which is probably the most comfort you get as a baby. And babies are highly instinctual to go to that are of their mother for food and comfort. Not bizarre at all. Men are attracted to them because it provides milk for the offspring and it means a woman is sexually mature and ready to breed. Straight females are not sexually attracted to them but rather have breast envy. It’s common sense.

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imo, the Oregon Ducks The Ducks Abbey Road thank you for the memories of 130 years signature shirt Besides,I will do this media has s*xualized boobs. Women from various cultures would walk around bare once upon a time a boobs were natural compliment to a women’s body. Men were focused more not on her beauty but character hence why couples married for decades til death. This Instagram only fans generation only wants a quick fix and I’m sure you know what has/is happening….. My girlfriend is the same way, don’t get me wrong I love boobs I’ve just always been an ass man and she is definitely a boob girl. They’re just fun I guess! In some sense it’s less bizarre than attraction to, like, facial symmetry or relative proportions. Everything we like is kind of weird! It’s just wonderful. It’s soft and warm, it’s your girl’s body. The touch is just amazing. The look is good too, it’s round, often symmetrical, there are different areas.
It’s just a subconscious thing. Humans conflate large and/or healthy looking breasts with fertility and, to our little inner lizard brains, looking like a good “breeder” is attractive. They signify a mature, adult female who’s ready to mate (speaking very biologically and blandly) and so they’re attractive to a straight man or lesbian for that reason. So mentally and instinctively, it makes sense. I agree though, I like to think of things literally because it’s funny/interesting to me and I’m sometimes just like “god, people are so into fatty areas of skin for some reason ..how odd”. It’s a bit less weird when you think of it evolutionarily. Our primate ancestors used to be on all fours and sexual readiness would have been indicated by tilting up the Oregon Ducks The Ducks Abbey Road thank you for the memories of 130 years signature shirt Besides,I will do this ass to expose the vagina. So at that time we would have evolved to be turned on by the spherical ass shape. When we starting walking on two legs and having sex facing each other it made less sense to signal sex by raising the ass but the instinct for two spherical humps was hardwired into us so perky, spherical breasts that resembled a ripe ass became a proxy for signaling sexual readiness. Doesn’t matter if you like women, when a body part so perfectly represents sexiness it hits most us in our primordial brain.
And for those that say that breasts are shaped that way for milk, other primates that breast feed have limp little sack-like breasts that work just as well for breastfeeding so there needs to be another evolutionary explanation for breast shape. I’m a big chested girl myself & I agree with you. I don’t get it. Overtime I started disliking them, because they annoy me and I easily get sexualized. It’s a genetic evolution to have the Oregon Ducks The Ducks Abbey Road thank you for the memories of 130 years signature shirt Besides,I will do this eyes drawn to movement, and thus the sacks of fat with no muscle structure and bone move the most thus garnering the most attention, that’s why it’s always “ass or tiddies” and not “shins or clavicle” It’s literally the polar apposite of bizarre for a heterosexual man to be attracted to boobs, open a dictionary and read the pertinent words.

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