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That is to say that I have been jealous of girls with nice, finely shaped boobs my whole life. Mine are small and sad and I can’t wear strapless tops because they won’t have anything to hold on to. As a girl with a big chest, I dislike them. They’re nothing but a burden. Can’t find proper bras, my back hurts, I get abscesses if I don’t wear bras for days (staying home for long periods of times), they’re just heavy… And I can never properly get close to my boyfriend when I’m big spoon… I wish I had B sized breasts. They are both way prettier and easier to “handle”. I also don’t get how asses are pretty… I prefer thighs somehow You could say the Oregon Ducks All I Want For Christmas Is To Green And Yellow 2024 shirt but in fact I love this exact same thing about sweets. It’s so weird that we really like stuff that literally rots our teeth and gives us all sort of health conditions. But we have a biological reality. And boobs declared ‘I produceith milk for thine sustenance’ and the babies replied ‘verily’ and so the boobeth then declared ‘those who shalt not be concern’ed with mine bosom, shalt be cast out unto death’.

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And thus, from that day forth, all Sapiens, both female and male, have been concern’ed with thy breasticles forever and ever. Amen. I just like things that jiggle. I’m 90% sure most boob people would get that gratification from jello. The warmth is just a bonus. Im a guy so yeah obviously I Like boobs but god damn at this point I have super perception when it comes to noticing really nice tits, its a legit concern, like I could get walk into a wall because I noticed some grade DD boobs in my peripheral vision. Regardless of gender, most humans start life being fed by them, they are one of the Oregon Ducks All I Want For Christmas Is To Green And Yellow 2024 shirt but in fact I love this first links a brain makes between a body part and happiness. They provide sustenance and comfort, and as you get older while they no longer provide sustenance, they will always provide comfort. Also, almost all of them are visually appealing in some way to a large group. And the varieties are near endless. When you are mastering your domain sometimes you look at yourself and go…. wtf am I doing? It’s weird with sexual stuff when you just take a moment and THINK, so don’t think just enjoy 🙂 I think it’s like “boobs feed baby, baby is offspring, if offspring fed it live and pass on genetics,” a primal impulse, same can be applied to liking larger breasts “big boobies mean more food for babies” in a primal sense even if it doesn’t have as much of an affect as some think, also boobs are soft and squishy and fun give a gentle squeeze. I’m a guy so yes it’s my girlfriends boobs I gently squeeze

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Extremely bizarre. They’re literally for feeding babies. Nothing sexy about that. Being turned on by them is like being turned on by a jug of semi skimmed. It’s not bizarre at all, it’s biological. We all start out as phenotypically female in the Oregon Ducks All I Want For Christmas Is To Green And Yellow 2024 shirt but in fact I love this womb, and only diverge into “genders” once the Y chromosome kicks in after 6 weeks of gestation, but even then the process isn’t always perfect, which is why we have a spectrum of biological genders (intersex). Add breastfeeding to that equation as well as length of breastfeeding, and it makes perfect sense that women should like breasts just as much as men. I would imagine that a breastfed woman might even like breasts more than a bottle fed man, though that is merely idle speculation on my part.

My sister and girlfriend are mystified by the Oregon Ducks All I Want For Christmas Is To Green And Yellow 2024 shirt but in fact I love this attraction… not that they mind being alluring, they just can’t figure out why I react so strongly to cleavage. It’s proven that people are attracted to body parts that show fertility, that’s why wide hips on women are considered attractive, why a large penis is attractive, and I imagine the same goes for breasts. At the end of the day, we’re still animals and a hardwired to find certain body parts attractive in our mates as it means they’ll be good for bearing children. Nothing weird being attracted to the portion of the body that nourishes offspring. Sexually speaking, they’re also highly sensitive. Nothing odd about attraction to boobs. Not really. They’re sexualised as fuck, so if you’ve any interest in media, you’ll be teased. Both consciously and unconsciously, you’ll be attracted to them.

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I’m a man and basically I like the Oregon Ducks All I Want For Christmas Is To Green And Yellow 2024 shirt but in fact I love this round shape of human breasts and the milk from breast milk it strengthens my bones because of calcium. That’s why I drink cows milk and goats milk. Animal milk is unsafe for human consumption on its own so we pasturize it and drink it from bottles. * It’s a visible feature that let people to distinguish one gender from another. So people will link the feature with the gender. The social taboo is the most important one. Our taste and what arouse us is heavily influenced by social norms. The fact it became world wide (because of america) makes it even more influential. (because there are less counter-examples). This is the thing with taboos, it doesn’t makes it less powerful, at the contrary it makes it even more. Taboo makes something rarer but give it even more power. As a guy im wondering the same with dicks a floppy tube of meat with a wrinckly sack of skin below. I really think out of all “apendages” or visible external body part weiners are the ugliest thing They are a clear-cut and obvious sign of sexual maturity, and they are often confused with fertility. And an ability to care for your children. We are all attacted to piles of flesh streching on top of slightly differently shaped skeletons. I think booba love is quite normal when you think about it.
It’s completely normal to feel that way! Attraction is such a complex and multifaceted aspect of human nature. It’s interesting how certain features can have such a strong pull on us, even if we can’t always explain why Have a child like fascination to my gfs boobs. Just randomly poke or lift them up and let them go lol.. no idea it’s just fun. she often tells me she’s convinced I’m 5. It’s not weird at all. If you study animals, you see a huge variety of signaling systems indicating sexual and reproductive fitness. Well developed breasts make a lot of sense since they have such a direct relationship with the Oregon Ducks All I Want For Christmas Is To Green And Yellow 2024 shirt but in fact I love this ability to feed and care for a child. The things humans are attracted to are often well explained by evolution, especially compared to some of the mating displays and attraction cues we see in animals. There’s a species of beetle going extinct in Australia that will exhaust itself trying to make with discarded green beer bottles. Any attraction is kinda that’s not robot logical is weird. “Oooh, look at that butt.” “I want your tongue in my mouth.” Just look at a veiny dick or spread vagina and ask yourself, “what makes this appealing?” Humanity.
I have read that it’s an evolutionary holdover. Some men believe that all women’s “boobs” are actually full of milk, so big boobs = more milk. Men in general do seem to be overly attracted to food, so it only makes sense that women = food. Whether it’s in their breasts or coming from the Oregon Ducks All I Want For Christmas Is To Green And Yellow 2024 shirt but in fact I love this kitchen where we naturally belong, we represent a source of food. It’s still bizarre, though. Especially since men with bigger boobs than mine can run around shirtless, and nobody thinks a thing about it. Alot of deeply repressed highly formative memories of being balled up, latched on and sustained by a boob for most of us. Makes sense we like them. They’re just magnetic. I couldn’t explain why I like lookin’ at them dobonhonkeros, I just do. Why do kids like Apple Jacks when they don’t taste like apples? Why do people like breasts when objectively they don’t really look like anything other than flesh balls? It’s the same reason. “They just do!” Boobs were one of the first comforts coming into the world. Most people fed from them so there is a natural comfort in bahami mami jumbly wumblys.

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