The One Where I’m The Personal Torture Instructor shirt

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The villain the party is currently fighting attempts to summon a monster, such as a zombie but instead accidentally summons the missing party member. The One Where I’m The Personal Torture Instructor shirt a bit of an inside joke; where if a player won’t be their next session they feel a hand on their should and hear a sneeze behind them before they plop out of existence. Like they were never there. You find your companion stuck in a massive pile of shit. They were swallowed whole by a (large creature) that lives nearby and survived.

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A swirling portal appears and they fall through The One Where I’m The Personal Torture Instructor shirt with some wild story, got swallowed by a giant chicken! I fell off a cliff! It was horrible! I had to do something called collating! They were spending a week nonexistent for tax purposes. Every time someone unexpectedly leaves a campaign in my group they die from pooping themselves horribly. The player got lost in the woods. So lost that they accidentally stumbled across a portal network (think lumpy space portal in adventure time) and ended up in the dungeon.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.