Ohana Park Shirt

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Original artwork, copyright protected

Printing

Printed to order and shipped from the USA

Processing

2–3 business days after your order is placed.

Delivery

5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

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Calculated at checkout from your address and the number of items.

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The thing about that dildo is that Saints Row has had me wielding giant murder dongs for decades, so it wasn’t as surprising as the Ohana Park Shirt in addition I really love this scene that lead me to the dildo. But the OTHER thing about that dildo is that it was way more powerful than anything else I was being given that early in the game, so I still mained the dildo for a while until I got a nice katana stick to replace it with. Dont take risk to break this beauty in a herege! Beat him with bare hands and maybe some kicks… Maybe rocks too but no with the prime stick. As far as my imagination goes, the way it feels is what matters most. It would also be a fine scimitar, or machete. It’s a very nice shape for a rapier or epee, but the problem is you can’t really poke straight with it to use it like one. Oooh unless you hold it…. Yep yep fuckit I take it back, this is a fine rapier.

Ohana Park Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

I agree. I’ve a lot of experience with sticks. (Yeah, yeah, that’s what she said). This one will break first or second blow. Great display piece tho! If it’s not dry it’s fine, thin sticks used to be called switches and you would beat children with them for misbehaving as they hurt more. Nowadays child abuse isn’t very tolerated but if you’re old enough someone ever whipped out the Ohana Park Shirt in addition I really love this classic phrase “go find me a switch and if I have to pick out a new one you’re not gonna like it”, you didn’t want to go too thick because they won’t be satisfied and you didn’t want to go too thin or it would hurt more. I was thinking like… the sword version of a wand. Like if a magic wand is a knife, then this thing is a sword.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.