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It’s just a subconscious thing. Humans conflate large and/or healthy looking breasts with fertility and, to our little inner lizard brains, looking like a good “breeder” is attractive. They signify a mature, adult female who’s ready to mate (speaking very biologically and blandly) and so they’re attractive to a straight man or lesbian for that reason. So mentally and instinctively, it makes sense. I agree though, I like to think of things literally because it’s funny/interesting to me and I’m sometimes just like “god, people are so into fatty areas of skin for some reason ..how odd”. It’s a bit less weird when you think of it evolutionarily. Our primate ancestors used to be on all fours and sexual readiness would have been indicated by tilting up the NFL Week 6 Matchup Cleveland Browns Vs. Philadelphia Eagles 2024 Poster shirt and by the same token and ass to expose the vagina. So at that time we would have evolved to be turned on by the spherical ass shape. When we starting walking on two legs and having sex facing each other it made less sense to signal sex by raising the ass but the instinct for two spherical humps was hardwired into us so perky, spherical breasts that resembled a ripe ass became a proxy for signaling sexual readiness. Doesn’t matter if you like women, when a body part so perfectly represents sexiness it hits most us in our primordial brain.

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And for those that say that breasts are shaped that way for milk, other primates that breast feed have limp little sack-like breasts that work just as well for breastfeeding so there needs to be another evolutionary explanation for breast shape. I’m a big chested girl myself & I agree with you. I don’t get it. Overtime I started disliking them, because they annoy me and I easily get sexualized. It’s a genetic evolution to have the NFL Week 6 Matchup Cleveland Browns Vs. Philadelphia Eagles 2024 Poster shirt and by the same token and eyes drawn to movement, and thus the sacks of fat with no muscle structure and bone move the most thus garnering the most attention, that’s why it’s always “ass or tiddies” and not “shins or clavicle” It’s literally the polar apposite of bizarre for a heterosexual man to be attracted to boobs, open a dictionary and read the pertinent words.

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It’s a place of safety. When you were a child, where did you go to stop crying, be fed, fall asleep, be held, etc. mom’s chest… When our ancestors started to walk upright, breasts started to evolve as a secondary (after buttocks) sexual signal. In tandem with them evolved a response to this signal. Nowadays it’s subconscious. It’s not that weird, nearly everything can be linked back to us trying to survive when sabertooth tigers were trying to eat our asses. Good boobs meant a healthy partner… it’s really that simple; you want your offspring to have the NFL Week 6 Matchup Cleveland Browns Vs. Philadelphia Eagles 2024 Poster shirt and by the same token and best chance of survival, they need a father that can hunt and protect (big, strong) and a mother that can feed and nurture (healthy titties and butt).

I also find that pretty weird tbh, but I still respect the NFL Week 6 Matchup Cleveland Browns Vs. Philadelphia Eagles 2024 Poster shirt and by the same token and people who find it attractive, it’s just not a me thing A woman body is a much better design than men’s body. A woman body is based almost entirely on spheres, its like droplets of water gently flowing one into another. Every part of womans body is beautiful, whatever its the cute catlike face, slim collarbones lightly sticking out of womans arms or the feet. Holy shit thats the horniest comment ive ever written. And men’s body well… it is. Odd, I’m on the exact other end of the spectrum and don’t find them attractive at all. In fact large ones are quite a turn off to me. It’s just a part of human nature. Embracing our diverse attractions and appreciating the beauty in different aspects of anatomy is what makes us unique and interesting individuals. So, don’t worry about it too much

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At one point in most of our lives, boobs, unknowingly, brought us comfort, a sense of security and even nourishment. Perhaps our adult attraction is a subconscious allusion to this ? U can squeeze my chest while i make you skiiiitt babe , no homo i am 100% straight but some time some dudes erect me. My take is that my D might have other uses than sex. I mean, all of us that were breastfed received nourishment and comfort from boobs…regardless of gender. I was not breastfed and yet love boobs so clearly this isn’t the NFL Week 6 Matchup Cleveland Browns Vs. Philadelphia Eagles 2024 Poster shirt and by the same token and whole story, but maybe part of it? Yeah, I’m a straight guy and I’ve always been sort of confused about that. Why do we find it attractive? The only likely answer Is that it comes from evolution and the need for human breast milk. But that just makes it seem weird.
Going out on a limb to say that we’re all attracted to them because they were our first main source of food (us, as in humans)
What are you saying, Matt, the NFL Week 6 Matchup Cleveland Browns Vs. Philadelphia Eagles 2024 Poster shirt and by the same token and bribing of members of the Supreme Court is illegal? Someone should definitely look into that. Almost like this whole thing was a publicity stunt to raise awareness! Has Jon Oliver done anything like this in the past? This seems so out of character for him! /s Wait, are you saying a cadre of HBO attorneys knows more than some bearded incel who gets off on the world’s misery on Twitter (🖕 Elon)?? Surely you jest. Matt Walsh brags about being so smart that he didn’t have to go to college. I doubt big money HBO attorneys have that kind of big brained smarts. /s He thinks he knows more about ADHD than psychiatrists, more about transgender youths than pediatricians, more about Catholic doctrine than the pope, and now more about the law than corporate lawyers. Bribing somebody to stop being a public official is a little different than bribing a public official to change the laws. This however is a comedian saying this on a comedy show. It almost definitely falls under free speech and could be easily argued. Doctor Duplex: (taking off gloves and discretely tossing them in the bin) “Not the foggiest. Anyway, I have rounds. Gottagobyeee.”

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