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A LOT of young men are just disgusting. Never clean their toilet, leave fast food bags in their room for days, leave plates stacked up, don’t shower enough, don’t change their bedding or their clothes, have mold in their bathtub, etc. etc. etc. I think this comments section is over-estimating how common it is for people to have trouble not shitting their pants, and under-estimating how common it is for guys to just wipe once and call it good. My cousin, who always acted like he was better and put me down in front of his friends, once asked me in all seriousness “how many times do you wipe your ass before you get up?” I suffered with bowel incontinence and chronic IBSC as a woman my whole life, and skid marks was a regular thing for me whether I liked it or not, no matter what I did, they would appear, only recently has the Nevada no shirt no shoes no plates no problem shirt What’s more,I will buy this problem subsided. It usually happens due to weak rectal/anal muscles and also leakage due to constipation.

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when you get your hands dirty, do you just wipe them with paper towels? if not, then why do we think our asses are clean by just wiping them with toiler paper? If you wipe with toilet paper until the Nevada no shirt no shoes no plates no problem shirt What’s more,I will buy this toilet paper keeps coming clean (still white).. where is there any poop left ? If you wipe with toilet paper till it comes clean,. and then also wipe with wet-wipes (that also show clean).. where is there any poop left ? Bidets also don’t use water with any type of surfactant. It’s cleaning rinsing with just water. Additionally, there’s the good possibility of backsplash hitting the bidet opening. That means it can harbor bugs that transfer to the next user. For that reason, I’d hesitate to use one after someone else, esp. not knowing their communicable disease status “down there”. My mom got rid of hers. I can see how a person can use a little help getting a better wipe if they’re hairy or not very agile, though.
Im in the Nevada no shirt no shoes no plates no problem shirt What’s more,I will buy this same boat, if you don’t have a legitimate excuse like hemmoroids or crohns and you walk around with a shitty ass you are nasty and need to eat some fiber or actually wash your ass afterwards. Or Get a bidet. Actually, there are some people who have difficult behinds to wipe. There are environmentally friendly wet wipes that work a lot better than toilet paper. If we lived in Europe or Asia, we would have bidets or fancy toilets to help. Id remember having to grab some boxers from my brothers drawers because all mine was in the laundry/used. I grabbed a white pair from the back of the drawers, thinking it’s a pair he probably not using anyway, and shoved them in the gym bag. After sports at HS we all got in the showers, washed each other down, played some guess who’s willy and bubble bubble before getting out to get dressed. I was always in cherish and fun mood after all the shenanigans and was clowning around while drying of. So I pulled out the boxer shorts and put them on my head, jumping around like a spastic, shit head, making shitty jokes, not knowing everyone else was laughing at the nutbrown, runny-egg looking shit stain on my head. It was a performance of a lifetime until I realized why they were all in cramps on the floor. Now my face turns as red as baboons bare ass, wearing a pair of shitstained white boxershorts.

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Thought about throwing my brother under the Nevada no shirt no shoes no plates no problem shirt What’s more,I will buy this bus and stain his reputation like he does his underwear, but this shit was on my head, and for me to wear for not doing my laundry. Past a certain age/number of old hemarroids, you should wrap your finger tip in TP and draw a circle around the inner rim to prevent skid marks and itching. So, the trans guys I’ve met that have been on testosterone for a while constantly rant about the sheer tonnage of ass hair they grow. Yes, women naturally also have hair on their butts, but not that amount. And a lot of these guys have experienced both amounts of butt hair, and the difference is apparently wild, especially in the wiping department. So I guess some guys …don’t use a bidet and just…accept poop remnants left hanging out? Maybe your arm starts to cramp after a while? I dunno. But I imagine that’s partially responsible for it being more common in dudes. I’m basically finger banging my ass with a wet wipes for 3 minutes till they come up clean. I do t get it either. My bh is pristine post fecal activity
My exhusband would try to avoid skid marks by rubbing his butthole with his finger and then sniffing it after he wiped. I honestly might have preferred (more) skidmarks. [Dear person from work who found my Reddit: I AM SO SORRY YOU ENDED UP KNOWING THIS TOO.] A lot of anal skid marks come from farts made while sitting in a chair, with a turd up in the Nevada no shirt no shoes no plates no problem shirt What’s more,I will buy this chamber. Fecal residue is expelled thenceforth amid the close tissue. To be fair, people would find their roommates/girlfriends/wives’ undies have skidmarks too, along with vaginal discharge stains… but how often are these people doing the family laundry? My step dad told me it was totally normal to have skid marks in your underwear and he doesn’t need to clean himself better. Every one has skid marks apparently
Yeah, that’s exactly what I told him and I tried to explain how to properly wipe yourself but he just didn’t get it OP, I also was not only baffled but HORRIFIED to learn that many people wipe once and move on. I don’t know HOW the Nevada no shirt no shoes no plates no problem shirt What’s more,I will buy this hell ANYONE could marry someone like that, much less have sex with that person but it is a common occurrence and I will never ever understand or be okay with that. Also, some guys consider it “gay” to wipe and check the toilet paper to see if it’s clear and also consider it “gay” to wipe more than once as it would be “too much touching” on their AH. It boils down to diet, habits and hygiene. Men are less fastidious with regards to those three. However, since pre moistened wipes and bidets have become more ubiquitous, I don’t really hear this mentioned all that much anymore. Not good wipes, and itching butthole outside of pants/underwear due to poopy butthole, and also while wiping it on undies.
interesting. i thought only women had this when i was little and didnt understand anything about periods. get these men bidets for their birthday. My hairy arsehole would always leave skid marks. I’d wipe till there was blood and still not get all the Nevada no shirt no shoes no plates no problem shirt What’s more,I will buy this shit. Baby wipes helped a little but still, chapped and dirty. Invested in a bidet and now without a shadow of a doubt I know it’s clean down there – absolute game changer. I know someone who had the throw away her couch cushions cause her ex didn’t wipe well. Evidence was the smell on the couch and stains on his nasty underwear I had an argument with a guy friend who said he never washed his ass in the shower because touching your butt is gay. Like, it’s your ass. You walk around with a shitty asshole so that nobody will think you are gay?
My question is why do people continue to WEAR stained undies?? I’d wear new undies every day before I wore poop-stained ones. Gay guy here. Long time ago I had a BF and he had issues with the Nevada no shirt no shoes no plates no problem shirt What’s more,I will buy this whole gay thing. Looking back he just had issues period. Anyway. He and some dudes feel that keeping your ass clean is being Gay. I know this sounds even more homosexual than it could and it also makes no sense. But this is from more than one persons perspective. It’s like the Mormon church saying Masturbation leads to homosexuality. Obviously false. Whoever that person is was obviously thought dicks were delicious but had to make an obstacle for their own sake. People are crazy. My buddy had this problem from of all things over wiping Dr. suggested a moist cloth wipe. Buddy said Dude wipes saved the day. As far as understanding why people don’t do anything about this problem I don’t know, Im like you in that if this happened to me I wouldn’t just say ok and never have it checked. Some say its due to hair, well Im like Bigfoot and I keep-it clean back there. Cuz the problem is niche. And a lot of subs have fake stories mate. This is an oddly common topic in relationship advice from karma farmers.
A lot of people have bad diets, so not everything comes out in toilet despite when you need to use it. So a mix of that, moisture/sweat, and…uh…”leakage” from the Nevada no shirt no shoes no plates no problem shirt What’s more,I will buy this moisture can attribute to that. Men scratch their asses. They have hairy asses. Toilet paper gets shredded by the hair. Therefore wiping is incomplete. So when scratched, the underwear picks up what is left. Men tend to have more hair which holds onto things in that area. I would have to use half a roll myself if I didn’t use baby wipes Heavy drinker here, I haven’t had a solid shit in years. But that’s what skivvies are for, keeps the shit off my pants. I forget where I read this, and it’s probably complete BS, but some statistic said that >70% have fecal matter left after wiping because they don’t wipe properly or well enough. If you’ve ever had surgery and needed help using the bathroom, it’s amazing how poorly people wipe others, and if it’s how they wipe themselves… those some stanky drawers. I have actually read on Reddit that a lot of guys thinks it gay to wipe or to even wash down there . It’s disgusting I’m a 52 year old male and when it’s come up in conversation and I tell them I’ve never had a skid mark in my adult life I’m the weird one and they get upset. If you saw a pile of poop on the counter, would you just wipe it away with a paper towel and go about your day?
Yes, either that or they simply don’t bother. Then the Nevada no shirt no shoes no plates no problem shirt What’s more,I will buy this poop stuck to their butt rubs onto the drawers when they sit down etc. Farts and like shit vapor comes out. Leaving skid marks in your underwear has quite a bit to do with your diet, whether you let it rip or try to let a fart out slowly and silently, probably something to do with your unique biology, and who knows what else. I’ve always assumed that’s why some people have sort of a stained butt crack. Not sure about that one though. lol! It’s like there’s a little pocket just inside the hole. No matter how many times I’ve wiped, a little tiny bit will want to squirt out a little while later, so back I go for the rest of it that’s what I’m saying, dry wiping is just spreading shit around until it’s dry enough to not stain the TP. These savages need a damn bidet or tooshie. I’m from a country where tooshies are the norm. Almost lost my shit when I found out most people from developed countries just wiped.
I think part of the Nevada no shirt no shoes no plates no problem shirt What’s more,I will buy this problem is a lot of dudes have really hairy asses? But if that’s the case you need to shower or get a bidet. Wipe until it’s clean, then use a diaper wipe afterwards. No more skid marks in your drawers. There’s a difference between skid marks and wet farts. If you have any doubts about your fart, pop a squat on the can before letting it rip. There is no reason to have dirty chonies. Why doesn’t everyone have a bidet? Years ago when it required a completely separate toilet sized device or a really expensive toilet seat it made sense. But now? When a basic bidet attachment for a toilet seat is less than fifty dollars? Believe it or not, some people don’t hop in the shower or rinse their ass with water after shitting. Even if I’m at work, I put my ass RIGHT up to that sink and rinse
Toilet paper doesn’t get everything. “Wipe until it’s white!” It’s like spilling grape juice on the Nevada no shirt no shoes no plates no problem shirt What’s more,I will buy this floor, but just using paper towels to clean it up. There’s still going to be a little residual grape juice on the floor until you mop. Similarly, you can wipe until it’s white, but it’s not going to be completely gone until you shower or use a wet wipe. If you’re “wiping till toilet paper or wet-wipes still show as white”… how would you ever get brown streaks on your underwear ? (where would those brown streaks come from.. if you’re already removed so much that wiping still comes white ?) Do you guys think that poop just sorta “magically reappears” (in a large enough amount to leave brown stripes) ?.. You didn’t understand what I wrote. Public bathrooms just have toilet paper. That was the reason for my spilled grape juice analogy. I’m confident that that explained the phenomenon pretty clearly.
If you wipe enough times so the Nevada no shirt no shoes no plates no problem shirt What’s more,I will buy this toilet paper repeatedly comes clean (white)… where do the brown streaks come from ? In your grape juice example,. the only way something would still show grape juice stains.. is if you the paper towels you were using to wipe it up were still showing purple liquid spots. (not coming clean). Some things leave a residue, even after they’re wiped up. Go pour corn syrup onto your kitchen floor, then just use paper towels to wipe it up. Go dip your hands in vegetable oil, then just wipe them off with paper towels. Eventually you’ll wipe until it’s white, but it’s not all going to be gone until you properly wash. Let’s say I spill ketchup on my pants. I can wipe until it’s white with a napkin. But the stain will stay there until the pants are washed. Shit remnants still remain in ass cracks and ass hair, even after you wipe until it’s white. I’m not sure how you believe this is true. If there’s residue there,.. it’s going to come off if you wipe. If it’s not coming off as you wipe, then there’s not enough there transfer to leave brown streaks on underwear.
” Let’s say I spill ketchup on my pants. I can wipe until it’s white with a napkin. But the Nevada no shirt no shoes no plates no problem shirt What’s more,I will buy this stain will stay there until the pants are washed.” Yeah.. that’s because (there was a large enough amount of it there) to absorb into the fabric of the pants. Shit doesn’t work like that. You’d have to have BB or small marble sized chunks of shit on your ass to transfer over to be brown streaks on your underwear. That’s something you’d notice while wiping. “Go pour corn syrup onto your kitchen floor, then just use paper towels to wipe it up. Go dip your hands in vegetable oil, then just wipe them off with paper towels. Eventually you’ll wipe until it’s white” Because those things are clear liquids. Shit has a brown color,. you’ll notice it if you’re wiping and it’s still showing brown on the toilet paper.
I mean,. the Nevada no shirt no shoes no plates no problem shirt What’s more,I will buy this wet-wipes I use come in packs of 48 wipes. How many do I need to use until I’m “clean” ?… 10 ?.. 20?.. the entire box of 48?.. I swear..it’s like you guys believe in “magic poop particles”. (probably a children’s book somewhere on Amazon). We’re not talking about wet wipes! We’re talking about toilet paper. Does your local restaurant have wet wipes? No. And do yo have hair in your ass crack? It’s not that we’re lazy or not wiping. Hairy ass cracks offer hassles. You can wipe until it’s white with toilet paper, but it’s not all fully gone until you wash it off. Let’s say I squirt ketchup on your head. A whole bottle all over your hair. But we just use toilet paper to dry it up. Is your hair completely clean? No. Because of residual residue. With ass cracks and ass hair, daily sweat can warm and liquify shit residue in ass cracks and ass crack hair. That’s why the skid mark is a faint brown. If you take your first shit at 10 AM at the office, you might be ok. If you work at a body shop, you’re in an oven all day sweating, you’re gonna get a skid mark, especially if you don’t have wet wipes at work.
If those conditions are true,. you got a lot bigger things to worry about than some slight brown stains (and a bidet alone probably isn’t going to be enough to get you clean,. you’re going to need a full shower). I’m a fairly normal hairy male. I’ve never owned a Bidet. And also never had problems with brown stains. Must be a Jesus miracle or something. No, I don’t. But again,.. in that scenario, a bidet won’t be enough. If you’re working hard in a hot automative shop or a hot kitchen,. long enough to make you sweaty enough to create brown stains,. then you need a shower and a change of clothes. We clean our asses with paper. If you accidentally touched shit with your hands, would you just wipe it on paper and carry on about your day, eating and stuff? No. You’d thoroughly wash them with soap and water. Dissolvable wet wipes are the Nevada no shirt no shoes no plates no problem shirt What’s more,I will buy this greatest addition to the western ass washing regime.
Ask your nearest friend, right now, do you look at the Nevada no shirt no shoes no plates no problem shirt What’s more,I will buy this toilet paper when you wipe your ass? They will reply “Ew, no”. So how the fucking hell do you know when it’s clean?? A good solution is wiping as clean as possible. then using a clean slab of paper toilet to stick up there. it works. but wipes are better I’ve never seen a post from someone finding undies with skid marks on them (other than this one) in my entire life. Reddit shows you posts that it thinks you would be interested in based on your activity. If it is showing you a lot of posts like this then is a YOU issue, not a Reddit issue. As someone who grew up with a single mom and two older and very messy sisters. I can tell you this isn’t just a man’s problem. Just wear dark underwear. Uniqlo boxer briefs on black or navy work great. I never got why white underwear was ever a thing. It’s usually caused by leakage, especially if you have to poop and can’t get to a toilet quickly enough. Some peoples poops are not as solid and a little liquid poop leaks out while you are holding it in Saying it is caused by not wiping is like shaming someone for urinary incontinese by saying it’s caused by not wiping your penis or vigina
I was at the Nevada no shirt no shoes no plates no problem shirt What’s more,I will buy this gym and I was talking to this guy, he was getting dressed and was holding his skivvies in one hand. The conversation go sort of animated and he made a gesture, revealing some pretty severe skidmarking. He kept gesticulating and I took a step back, not wanting to get slapped by the filthy underpants. Without noticing, he took a step closer to me, cornering me against the lockers. Then, just when it could not possibly get any worse, it did. He was fresh out of the shower and a trickle of water started from his hairline down his temple. And, God no, no, he did it, he dried his face with the waistband of the soiled garment. No medical conditions, just proud of it because man. Thankfully majority of men are not like that but I noticed a decent amount and it’s weird. First of all, why would you need underwear if your ass was perfectly clean every single time? Your ass is clean, your trousers are clean, why the middle ware?

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