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You’re talking in hyperbole but I was job hunting last year and literally came across a job that wants a Master’s degree and paid $45,000. Companies sometimes create un-reachable criteria for jobs so they can “prove” they cant fulfill them and need foreign workers. Usually internal hires and “survey” searchs do this too. They post a public application and if it’s internal they want the My Retirement Plan Lottery T-Shirt but in fact I love this internal one so make it impossible. For survey they want to know what’s out there and willing to work for the criteria, but they aren’t hiring. Well, yes. It’s absolutely ridiculous that you’re actually expected to have experience for entry level positions. HR motherfuckers out here be like “look we see your astrophysics papers with regression analysis but our Excel spreadsheets are, like, real difficult. You’re going to need at least five years experience to handle them. They’ve got addition and shit.” If “be like this” includes “low salary/wage for other fundamentally essential positions (I.e. waste disposal, schoolteachers, etc etc etc etc etc)”, I’m in I will die on the hill that is this: The total cost for college/university of any profession should be the yearly salary of that profession. “but we don’t have enough money in the economy to support that” Hmm sounds like the cost of education might be a bit to high don’t ya think? Oh right, they drove the cost of education so high that now nobody can afford to be smart enough to know better

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Lol being told you’re bad at excel by people who only use excel as a glorified to do list without even being given a test 🥲 happened to so many of my coworkers who’ve gone through mass layoffs Companies and employeer always prioritized those who are experienced employee. but, it’s favorable if you have specialized on that particular job or master degree on that firm. Exactly. That’s why a lot of job applications that say “must have x years of experience” usually don’t mean that. Usually they’ll try and get someone with experience even for something entry level since experience means they’ll need minimal training and are likely going to know what they’re doing. However, eventually they’ll have to settle for someone fresh out of school in order to fill the My Retirement Plan Lottery T-Shirt but in fact I love this position, so if you’re trying to get into an industry don’t be intimidated by their experience “requirements”. If accepting logical necessities of reality is “settling,” their standards were too high. I’m pretty sure this goes for everything. Sadly that probably where nepotism or insider knowledge comes in to play. Knowing people from the inside is like the strongest card when job hunting as an entry level graduate. I mean, we can’t act like a music degree is going to have the same ROI as a business or STEM degree. Obviously, colleges in America have a ton of problems, and that’s not even talking about our poor wages but certain fields will ALWAYS pan out better and it’s something to keep in mind when picking a degree.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.