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I drank that like a responsible adult would, the My Nice Button Is Out Of Order But My Cat Bite Me Button Works cat shirt and by the same token and one in the bottle that looks like lighter fluid. I was messed up. Pretty sure it is like 100-120 proof. Not really your fault to be honest. There is very little diversity of Baijiu in the US/Canada and Moutai is pretty much the only one that is recognizable due to its prestigious status amongst Chinese businessman and CCP officials. To give you context, an authentic bottle of Moutai would probably go for 600-1000USD (price varies by location) if you can find one to start with. Think: Russia and Vodka. Everything from $1000 a bottle super premium to cheap ass foil top stuff that might have enough methanol in it to send you blind. Ya, I’m with you. My bros wanted to go out and skull some kindling and I was like “fuck off you shitheads, I’m saving that so we can cook some s’mores later”. Never heard of the stuff myself, but it says it’s between 30-60%. Don’t know if that’s due to crappy manufacturing or if it’s different types of it. At the high end, it would be 120 proof. Regardless, you gotta be pretty dumb to chug bottles of liquor. Thought it was common sense to know the outcome, but apparently not in this case. A college near me in the US just had an entire fraternity shut down because they made some pledge chug bottles of liquor and he died. Crazy. A story as old as time, and it’s so upsetting that guys never learn. This same thing happened at my college 20 years ago, and seems to happen every year again and again.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.