Mind Trick Or Treat You Will Give Me All The Candy shirt

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I like your style. I had a couple cysts removed from my neck once and the Mind Trick Or Treat You Will Give Me All The Candy shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this doctor explained how there’s a nerve that comes up on top of the muscles in the vicinity before going back under and that if he nicked it accidently I’d never be able to extend my arm again. Fast forward to surgery day, after he finished up on the left side and moved around to the right he asked me how I was doing. I told him I couldn’t feel my arm. I’m face down in one of those massage bed kinda things but I can feel him and both nurses freeze. It’s quiet for a few seconds and he says something really softly. I can’t remember for the life me what it was but it was along the lines of “are you serious” in a tone that’s both concern for me and for himself. I waited another few seconds and blurted “naaah I’m just fuckin with you, I’m fine.” I’m not sure they thought it was as funny as I did.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.