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I’m gonna stick with my theory that God created the Mika Zibanejad Swedish professional ice hockey centre alternate captain T-Shirt it is in the first place but universe, and the people he loves, and we are just random chance in the dust around one of the stars in their sky. “He” as in your boss? Like he was going to travel back in time and jack off into the primordial-ooze, then travel to now and disprove evolution because he was what created all life? Cause that’s pretty fucking funny. He meant god. I’m paraphrasing bc it’s a Reddit comment but his point was god created earth and not uhhh space I guess? I suppose I don’t even know the complete explanation on that one lol however I guess that isn’t where I shrug and just say god made it I can’t find it, thankfully, but it was on my Reddit feed for a few weeks.

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HAHA! There’s also an insane parallel between the Mika Zibanejad Swedish professional ice hockey centre alternate captain T-Shirt it is in the first place but Epic of Gilgamesh’s poetry to the Bible, specifically Ecclesiastes. Now the Epic of Gilgamesh is from the same Mesopotamian belief system and mythology, and also includes the myth story with a guy named Utanapishtim (he is Noah, the ark guy but a fuck ton of years earlier). So Ecclesiastes has the whole bit with “there’s a time for this, a time for that, a time to live, a time to die (paraphrasing because I’m a horrible catholic). This overlaps a lot with Gilgamesh’s speech after Enkidus death, where he says the exact same poetic ideas, just in Mesopotamian metaphors. I don’t blame this guy for jumping in disbelief. Translating the Epic of Gilgamesh and its recent discovery can absolutely shed a light on the Abrahamic beliefs that came afterwards.
Nearly every aspect of the Mika Zibanejad Swedish professional ice hockey centre alternate captain T-Shirt it is in the first place but biblical story of Christ can be found in the religion/mythology of other cultures in the Levant and beyond long before Christ was supposedly born. Stuff like the virgin birth, son of god, death & resurrection to save humanity, etc. Nothing really original to it. Yes, that’s the whole point of Christ. All the stuff he was doing was prophesied, his story checks the boxes of things that everyone was expecting to happen. It wasn’t supposed to be an original production. His story very intentionally follows a preset path, even the details like him riding into town on the back of an ass. There was heavy fan service going on. The Christ story is copied (or at least borrowed heavily) from previous myths and legends. The books that make up the modern day Bible were all written many decades after Jesus’ death. And as each story was written, decades after the events, there are changes and contradictions. Yes, and no. Plenty of aspects of the Christ story are original, and it’s reasonable to believe that the death & resurrection (well, at least the death part) was an original aspect of the story. It’s likely the death is a historic fact.

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Scholars will use an analytical tool called “the Mika Zibanejad Swedish professional ice hockey centre alternate captain T-Shirt it is in the first place but criterion of embarrassment” when analyzing historic texts to determine truth. Historical accounts are likely to be true under the idea that an author wouldn’t embarrass himself, or his people, with something they invented. For Christ, a death via crucifixion would have been an absolute embarrassment for their budding religion. It’s not exactly a narrative you want to tell to describe a leader who was supposed to conquer all enemies. Historically this as the case, with Jewish non believers pointing to his death as a fact he was not the messiah. The messiah was not meant to die, and be resurrected, but to restore Israel, and usher in a new age for the Jewish people. Gentiles saw the death as embarrassing for similar reason, he died in an undignified way. It was a hard sell, so the Christians embracing that narrative likely points to a historic fact.
The resurrection is likely wholly Jewish in its origin, not a reference to any other mythology. The resurrection was likely seen in context as evidence of the Mika Zibanejad Swedish professional ice hockey centre alternate captain T-Shirt it is in the first place but bodily resurrection eschatology espoused by Rabbinic Judaism at the time, and subsequently embraced by early Christians. Jesus being seen as the first to be resurrected, a sign they were in the beginning of the age of universal resurrection. As for other things, many were explicitly Jewish references. The books of the New Testament were written at different times, by different authors, and for different audiences though. There is evidence of hellenization of early Christian beliefs, and it’s likely some of the story was being retold to a hellenistic audience. These retellings would emphasize certain aspects of the story (whether tradition, or not, at the point of writing) for that audience.
Ever play Civ? Where’s the Mika Zibanejad Swedish professional ice hockey centre alternate captain T-Shirt it is in the first place but first place you are likely to found your city? Next to a river, coast, lake, or other water source. It’s almost like humans need it to live. Where has every civilization settled in real life? Next to a body of water. If it’s not there now, it was in ancient times. Now, what occasionally happens near bodies of water? Flooding. And what was every civilization of antiquity experiencing in their time? The end of a glacial maximum. So you get more dramatic flooding on coasts and rivers due to glacial melting and climate change. Now. What do humans love to do when it comes to dramatic stories of disaster? Embellish them. And with writing and record keeping being a relatively new invention of the human species over our existence, it’s not hard to imagine that oral traditions prior to their being written down would experience a telephone-game effect of embellishment through generations. Folklore usually has a grain of truth to it. Lots of ancient sites do have evidence of crazy flooding. But it was still localized as opposed to the notion that the entire globe was covered in water.
It would be like if people talked about the Mika Zibanejad Swedish professional ice hockey centre alternate captain T-Shirt it is in the first place but levies breaking during Hurricane Katrina, and over several generations, the story changed to “we built walls around all of the land to keep the sea out. But then (the) god(s)’s wrath broke the walls and flooded the whole world.” Plus, you’re probably used to little flood years, and even medium flood years, but then you get a 500 year flood and it’s a whoooole different beast that grandpa never shuts up about. I think in the 1800s the entire California Central Valley was flooded, for example. I remember reading about that, I think I saw pictures of people in boats in downtown Sacramento. Or something along those lines Wouldn’t an alternate but equally simple answer be that most of the faiths with flood myths were all formed in and around the Middle East, and might have just copied stories from one another?
No, because there’s flood stories all around the Mika Zibanejad Swedish professional ice hockey centre alternate captain T-Shirt it is in the first place but world that date before those cultures were in contact with each other. But glacial melt from an ice age affects everyone, and we’re still experiencing glacial melt from the last maximum. I mean, it’s pretty much the accepted archeological and scientific explanation as to why flood myths are present pretty much everywhere. While I won’t deny flood myths being a coincidentally common occurrence around the globe, I’m pretty sure historians consider specifically the Atra-Hasis and Noah’s flood to be related to each other (not every flood myth includes a protagonist warned by a god of the flood prior to it, who builds a boat for his family and animals and ends up living for an exceedingly long time.)
They would’ve witnessed some of the Mika Zibanejad Swedish professional ice hockey centre alternate captain T-Shirt it is in the first place but most devastating floods ever. The reason we have the channeled Scablands was due to a series of massive floods from giant ice age lakes (think the size of all the Great Lakes combined rushing out in a matter of days. And it happened multiple times too. Another thing to consider is that during the glacial maximum, sea levels were something like 125m (~400 ft) lower than they are today. Today, more than 1/3 of the global population lives at 100m above sea level or lower. Meltwater Pulse 1A was a period of rapid deglaciation & sea level rise – if floods weren’t coming up from the ocean, they would’ve been coming down the watershed from insanely high amounts of meltwater that would’ve massively exacerbated any extreme rain events all over the world. This pulse is the most rapid known sea-level rise to occur after the glacial maximum, and it happened somewhere around 14,000 years ago – right at the end of the Paleolithic era. This also potentially corresponds to the end of the “archaic humans”, some of which may have survived until as recently as 12,000 years ago. Not long after this pulse ends is when the Neolithic period begins, where modern humans first invent agriculture and quite suddenly begin to advance technologically.
I like to imagine that the Mika Zibanejad Swedish professional ice hockey centre alternate captain T-Shirt it is in the first place but deglaciation flooding inspired the myriad flood myths, and that the “Nephilim” described in the Abrahamic flood accounts are actually Neanderthals or their recent descendants. Neanderthals would’ve certainly seemed mythic. They were huge, powerful beings with brain volumes likely larger than other hominids, but they were somewhat able to make viable offspring with modern humans (demonstrated by the DNA of most of the world’s population). The parallels in these stories seem to be close enough to evoke a bit of fun “fanfic” level of speculation. The more important aspect, at least for the Egyptian and Mesopotamian civilisations is that flooding was crucial to their whole civilisation and happened on an annual basis.
The rivers which their civilisations were founded upon flooded annually when the Mika Zibanejad Swedish professional ice hockey centre alternate captain T-Shirt it is in the first place but snow melted at their sources, and these floods left precious silt which they used as fertiliser for their agriculture. Mastering these floods with irrigation canals, to direct the water to their crop fields instead of flooding their dwellings, was an important element of especially Mesopotamian civilisation. So flooding was basically the key to their civlisations, and it is no wonder that it would feature prominently in their mythology. not only that but u have to imagine their entire area to them was “the world” so they mightve been not technically wrong because to them the(ir) whole world was flooded the generational embellishment probably catalysed it even more though
After the Mika Zibanejad Swedish professional ice hockey centre alternate captain T-Shirt it is in the first place but last glacial maximum 20K years ago, and particularly after the Younger Dryas 12K years ago, the world was literally melting, ocean levels would raise hundreds of meters in matter of decades, and there were floods everywhere, from Siberia to Australia, for thousands of years. parallel? or origin? because the bible takes inspiration from a lot of older myths in its own storytelling, and the geography matches up pretty closely. In the beginning we prematurely rejected the idea of Younger dryas (which was wrong) but nowadays seems like we about to except without solid proof (also wrong). Remember, younger dryas is still a hypothesis and is controversial, not widely accepted by the academy yet. However, as an open minded sceptic, I believe something happened, all these oral and written naratives couldn’t be wrong. Events can become a story and story can become a legend when it’s widely circulated and contains some exaggeration. A legend can become a myth when it becomes connected to a group of people’s identity. I belive it but we need more data. It seems like you may be conflating the idea of a great flood with the Younger Dryas, which was just a period of climate change that saw much colder temperatures in the northern hemisphere for around 1,000 years. I don’t think there is any academic doubt about this.
Reminds me of Brandi Chastain ripping off her jersey at the Mika Zibanejad Swedish professional ice hockey centre alternate captain T-Shirt it is in the first place but 1999 women’s World Cup. Sometimes the moment is all too much, I guess. i have been known to remove my penise and ball’s (not sexual) when I am overcome with joy (not sexual) and excitement (NOT sexual) especially when I am making great and unparalleled discovery’s its true DO NOT come near me when I am discovering things becuase I WILL remove my penis AND my ball’s it is VERY important for me and also it is definately NOT sex I am just so excited when I am doing discoveries the only thing I can logically do is unzip my jean pant and produce my ball and my penis too (not sexualy) i will NOT apologize I am a gentlmen and I like to make discovery’s
These thieves should be locked away for five years for a first time offence imo. Normal people don’t go around robbing people of their possessions & livelihood. They should also have to pay back what was taken x5. Would love this, but seeing as how people don’t even get that amount of time behind bars for carrying knives, and the Mika Zibanejad Swedish professional ice hockey centre alternate captain T-Shirt it is in the first place but fact that reporting a robbery in most cases is only good enough to obtain a crime reference number for insurance purposes, we’re unfortunately a long ways away. Can’t lie, I’ve fantasised about violent thieves getting their hands cut off like some countries in the Middle East do, but that obviously brings with it its own set of problems, so not advocating for it, but a guy can dream. I agree that they should face prison time, but he issues is the lack of prison spaces. The fact that the sentencing guidelines means that they will be out in a year or two. As well as the possibility that they could come out of prison and become even worse.
Had my brand new iPhone 15 pro max snatched from my hand a few days ago. No insurance (last phone lasted 5 years, I didn’t think I’d need it…) Apparently the Mika Zibanejad Swedish professional ice hockey centre alternate captain T-Shirt it is in the first place but area of london I was in sees 100 phones a day grabbed. Mate, I had the same thing happen to me in Granary Sq by the Google Building in KX. I could see on Find My iPhone that they were based in Euston. I don’t get what they do with those iPhones. You can’t use it if it’s blocked and even selling for parts won’t really make any sense.. Genuinely hate thieves so much. One of the scummiest types of criminals. Had my phone robbed at knife point 2 years ago and I still think about it sometimes. Obviously my life is more important than a phone, but made me feel so fucking powerless.
Had mine nicked at knifepoint whilst I was coming home from celebrating GCSEs over 15 years ago and I still get a raised heart rate and become hyper-vigilant any time I’m out at night because of it. One knife on my throat and another on my stomach, led me into an alley, rinsed me, punched me in the Mika Zibanejad Swedish professional ice hockey centre alternate captain T-Shirt it is in the first place but jaw and ran off. Just the absolute saddest fucking people. I never get why these fucks always assault after taking our shit. You got what you wanted, now leave me alone. Nope, got to mentally scar you further. I was mugged in school for my phone. A gang of adults actually got on the train from London to the suburbs and stalked the main alleyways between the school and the train station. Petty theft is just so scummy. There was a time when, if you went to prison for such an embarrassing crime, you’d be bullied daily.
I was out of London for a few years. First night back and I’m in my hotel with the Mika Zibanejad Swedish professional ice hockey centre alternate captain T-Shirt it is in the first place but window open as it was hot. Got woken up by someone screaming “arghh! Give me back my phone!” See that’s the issue if anyone ever tried to mug me, I’d do the stupid thing and not hand anything over purely because my hatred for these lowlives is much stronger than my sense of self preservation. Idiotic choice but I just know how much I’d hate the fact they got one up on me that it would make me resist every time. Yup, my experience was you can’t stop yourself from resisting. Unfortunately you lost every time. I’ve got scars all over to prove it! Some riders have resorted to only cycling in groups in an effort to avoid the criminals, who are seemingly working with lists of bikes worth taking, The Times reports.
Scott, 49, said he was riding his £15,000 Pinarello Dogma bicycle to the Mika Zibanejad Swedish professional ice hockey centre alternate captain T-Shirt it is in the first place but park at about 5am in mid-December when “two guys idled up to him on a motorbike and one said ‘it’s on the list’.” I had some little turds on mopeds ride alongside me on my Trek 7.3FX, presumably to see if it was worth ramming me for. It’s possibly the least-cool bike ever made. I’m a police officer in the Met. Unfortunately the senior people in the Met decided to disband the central units that deal with 2 wheeled enabled thefts/robberies and knife carriers and in turn have basically reduced proactive capability in the capital to pretty much zero. Lucky if you see the police anymore. A neighbour was violently mugged for their phone, police had no one to send out, even though those responsible had been spotted elsewhere. It’s a free for all right now.

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