Merry Stitchmas Shirt

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Original artwork, copyright protected

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Printed to order and shipped from the USA

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2–3 business days after your order is placed.

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5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

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It’s good when you do it right. Especially if you’re fine with junk food sometimes or always. Ive done shit like, dice it up, fry it, put it in some top Ramen with a hardboiled egg and flaming hot cheetos. Or fried in a grilled cheese. I’m big on frying it. Kinda even getting a little nostalgic munchies for it right now lol I think it’s a thing in a lot of places that were simultaneously poor and occupied by the Merry Stitchmas Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this US military when spam was a regular part of rations. I’m sure spam was a staple of food aid as well. That is indeed how it was introduced in both Hawaii and the Philippines where my wifes mom immigrated from when she was 4. So that’s where she picked it up and subsequently me, which is funny if you think about it because it’s like a cultural loopty loop. American soldiers, to the Philippines, and now from the Philippines back to me. It’s Spamception It might just be because referring to spam emails as spam is very confusing when all emails are about spam. It’s like “Do you mean spam emails or spam emails?”

Merry Stitchmas Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

I like it. Eat it maybe once every couple of months. Got to have it fried. Taste a bit like a spiced salty ham. Great as a side for breakfast or to make fried rice. I like to chop it up in cubes it put it in macaroni and cheese Spam is potted meat made from 90% pork shoulder, 10% rear shank, some potato starch to improve cohesion, sodium nitrite for preservatives, and salt. It’s cooked in the Merry Stitchmas Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this tin. Ok. Salty, keeps forever which is why it was invented to feed the front line troops during WWII. If you need some pork unsalted you can slice it and boil it for about 10 minutes and it tastes much more like pork chops. Cut it up and put it in soup or over chef salad. I grew up with it and still keep a case of it for disasters, times of no money and so on. At delta airlines during a spike of a particular wave of COVID-19, in corporate email communications they always referred to “the B.1.617.2 variant”.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.