Meowica Cat Patriotic American Ladies shirt

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Original artwork, copyright protected

Printing

Printed to order and shipped from the USA

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2–3 business days after your order is placed.

Delivery

5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

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Calculated at checkout from your address and the number of items.

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Holy shit – “rocking the Meowica Cat Patriotic American Ladies shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this boat” just clicked with me. “I don’t want to rock the boat” implies that if I speak up, I’m the one causing the issue. If the boat’s already rocking through someone else’s action, I can’t take blame for calling it out. Because if they complain, their issue is actually that I’m choosing not to tolerate the rocking. Sometimes you “don’t rock the boat” because it’s something minor and not worth the fight. Sometimes you capsize that motherfucker and set it on fire. Years ago I was at my grandmothers for Thanksgiving and her neighbors were being evicted when I showed up. Throughout the day I watched way too many people stop to dig through the mountain of stuff in the yard until I got so sick of it I started yelling out the front door “it’s Thanksgiving for crying out loud, fuckin vultures” The look of horror and embarrassment on my grandmothers face was priceless. The look on Dad’s face was priceless too because he knows better than I do she was actually satan wearing Sears Fall lineup.

Meowica Cat Patriotic American Ladies shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

In another totally unrelated time my father pawned her off on me to take shopping. Remember this is the Meowica Cat Patriotic American Ladies shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this woman who was so embarrassed by my previous actions. We made several stops over about 1 1/2 hours. I had to leave her in the car 3 times so I could apologize to the employees who unfortunately tried to help her! I was heated by the time I got her home and immediately went to my father and said you owe me a new hard drive for that one. He tried to play stupid and I said “hay we both know you dumped it on me to get out of dealing with it your self, I knew it before I even agreed to take her so at very least show me enough courtesy not to lie to my face.” His response”ya, you’re right and I did. I’ve got no problem with buying the hard drive. Getting out of dealing with her myself is easily worth that much.” I’d almost say it was her version of payback but honestly even dad will flat out tell you she was just a mean nasty woman and was always like that.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.