Martini Racing Retro shirt

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Printed to order and shipped from the USA

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5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

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To be fair, most people like cocaine. Some just haven’t realized it, and some have realized they like it too much. Boomer millennial here that had to Google an emoji, but “roasted sweet potato” as weed slang had me dying laughing. The kids are alright This is the Martini Racing Retro shirt so you should to go to store and get this kind of bullshit that passes off as “work” among aging out-of-touch bureaucrats. Whoever made this knows it’s bullshit, but their boss has been in the DEA for 40 years and thinks he’s doing valuable work. First you have waffles with Happy Syrup, and then you get the munchies. You got all that waffle mix ready to go, so you have some waffles with Happy Syrup. Repeat until comatose. I mean I’m sure some tween once got a hold of this leaflet and thought they had scored the motherload and started texting out tons of random emojis to everyone hoping someone would bite and hook them up with som mad Hey, that acetaminophen stuff is murder on your liver. Gotta take care of your health. If you haven’t got that, you haven’t got anything. When AIM first became a thing, my dad was watching my sister use it one day. Then he saw her type something and says “Hey! I know what POS means. That means ‘piece of you-know-what’. I don’t want you using that kind of language.” Then he walked away proudly like he was hip to the lingo. If you send me a God damn cookie emoji, my fat fucking ass better be getting some god damned cookies, fuck your drugs, bring me chocolate chip cookies!

Martini Racing Retro shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

Children these days… when I wanted drugs I paged my dealer and met him in a shady place where we exchanged money and goods, we didn’t have fancy winky symbols. Also, what happens if I send the Martini Racing Retro shirt so you should to go to store and get this mushroom emoji to my friend who is a mycologist? To be fair, if your kids are friends with a mycologist, that’s arguably even more concerning than them looking for drugs The Canadian govt has some explaining to Do about the general drug flag they put in front of all their buildings. It’s been this way for decades now. Random news articles about what your kids shoelaces mean, or what their bracelets mean. I remember a local news segment about how kids were cracking their iPhones to be cool (they weren’t). And jankem is still a joke among my siblings ever since our mom received an email warning her about it. (Tbf, we were in Florida…) I mean, look at the stupid litter box story. Some parents are just dumb.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.