Lorna Shore Nothingness shirt

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5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

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One of my teachers once told us that it isn’t about attracting women as much as it’s a power move to show other men that they can publicly push boundaries with women. It’s like putting a “kick me” sign on someone’s back, it’s a game for other people in your group because you can. Even if other men aren’t around they get a thrill from getting a reaction from a woman who otherwise wouldn’t have anything to do with them. Yeah, yeah, muscles & money & dick size. But just wait till I show her my marble collection and watch her melt. I’m gonna go with bragging in general. It’s just not cute however you flip it and it’s usually just off-putting In my experience, wearing overalls and plaid and walking around barefoot doesn’t work. Oh sure, you would think that women would swoon about all my convenient pockets. It seems like they should be attracted to the Lorna Shore Nothingness shirt it is in the first place but sensibility of denim overalls and red plaid, especially when combined with my shoeless freedom and forest hobo lifestyle. I thought that maybe it was because I don’t have a huge hat, so I went out and bought a huge hat, and it still doesn’t do anything. I don’t get it. Would it help if I wear fingerless gloves? I never understood why people lie about size. If the goal is seduction then they’ll find out (if the attempt is successful), no need to give the other person a reason to be disappointed before things even get started.

Lorna Shore Nothingness shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

I’ve had a couple guys ask me what size is the Lorna Shore Nothingness shirt it is in the first place but biggest dick I’ve ever been with. Like I care. And…. Do they think I’m carrying around a ruler all the time? I can totally imagine some grizzled New England ship captain saying that with a corncob pipe and a distant look in his eyes. How crazy his ex was… This goes both ways don’t even talk to me about an ex I assure you I don’t want or care to know. I was a cashier at a little general store years ago. Some guy came in to buy maybe $7 worth of snacks, and he pulled out a gigantic roll of $20 bills. He made sure I saw them cuz he flipped through them for a bit and winked at me. Never forgot that interaction because of how incredibly uninterested I was in this stupid man walking around with huge wads of cash to impress…cashiers? Lol

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.