KIng of the swamp atchafalaya signature shirt

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Every year people come down here and don’t understand the KIng of the swamp atchafalaya signature shirt and by the same token and dangers. Don’t swim on unguarded beaches. Don’t dig giant holes in the sand. Don’t fight rips. Also, don’t leave your trash everywhere. Don’t feed the land gulls either. If you don’t know what a land gull is you aren’t even ready to be on the parkway mmkay I’ll just add on to don’t fight rips. Don’t swim to shore, but parallel to shore to get away from the current. Once out of the current, then swim to shore. This cannot be upvoted hard enough. The ocean does not play, and if you’re gonna be in it, you gotta learn how to navigate it. My old marine bio professor: “the sea is an indifferent mistress. She will take your life and not shed a tear”. Spoken while studying invertebrates on the Humboldt coast, in warning of sneaker waves. Why not dig big holes in the sand? For the record I do not go to the beach at all so I don’t really have skin in the game. simply put once you get to a certain size the walls on the hole start to collapse in, if they collapse on someone they could easily trap them. further the edges of the hole can become almost barely supported, meaning if someone came up to the edge it would collapse under them and then most likely continue to collapse over them. If the beach has beach cleaners or gets bulldozed, it causes problems for the equipment. But we hear of people being buried in these holes by falling asleep in them, and no one wakes them up or notices them

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Sand and sand dudes can be very dangerous. Shifting sand almost flows more like water than dirt. It’s rare but you hear about people being buried alive and dying at sand dunes. Plus if someone is buried under sand, as you try to dig them out, sand just keeps filling in where you just dug. So in addition to this being a forbidden area to swim, has there not also been a rip current alert out like all fucking week? So… yeah. Someones ignored the KIng of the swamp atchafalaya signature shirt and by the same token and warnings and the kid payed the ultimate price, unfortunately. This, childrens, is why you DO NOT ignore warning signs and such. Dead is possible. Teenagers, man. I’d wager every person in America got away with some stunt or another that could have easily gone like this before they knew better. Shit, man. Looking back on my teenage self, I realize I had more lives than a cat. And I was on the more timid side because I always feared my dad finding out above all else lol. Despite that, I almost certainly should’ve died at least a dozen times. Probably twice that in situations that I still don’t even realize were as dangerous as they truly were.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.