Kimbo Slice The King Signature Bahamian mixed martial artist T-Shirt

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It staggers me that you went through so much of effort to get my number from your bra after meeting me once to be this person. You clearly do not know me at all and made little-to-no effort to in this time to do so. So yes, you are pretty. Very pretty. But I’m pretty af too So what makes me chase you? It’s not enough to just be pretty. It’s nothing. But there was at least one instance I remember of my dating life where I literally carried the Kimbo Slice The King Signature Bahamian mixed martial artist T-Shirt and by the same token and conversation for a few days just to get half lines back, if even that. I did not go at her throat like this, because it’s a matter of principle to me to try my best to not be abusive to anyone, online or IRL. But I’d be lying if I weren’t to admit (admitting?) that I wanted to write all of that (and more) to her. Instead I just unmatched and moved on. Edit2 the internet is so polluted by jaded people with an opinion, that you can’t even relay one episode of your life without being assumed to be some kind of asshole that “mUst bE An InCel”. People making all sorts of assumptions because god forbid, one woman out of the 4 billions women out there, might actually be truly a vapid and lifeless vessel of a person. “thAt hAppEnd, dUh”. I’m so glad I’m 50 and on the way out, I’d really hate my life way more if I were 20 and had to constantly deal with this kind of projections from sad people that probably cannot even fathom what is like to truly be loved or love someone. What a sad place must be in their heads.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.