Justin Topa American professional baseball pitcher for the Minnesota Twins Seattle Shine T-Shirt

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1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.