I’m The Smart Ass McDonald’s Girl That You Can’t Help But Love Grinch Christmas Shirt

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I’m The Smart Ass McDonald’s Girl That You Can’t Help But Love Grinch Christmas Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

I’m armed to the I’m The Smart Ass McDonald’s Girl That You Can’t Help But Love Grinch Christmas Shirt moreover I love this teeth with sharp or heavy things. Dudes either getting hacked or bludgeoned soon as I get an opening I’d get all the sauce in my house and just pour it everywhere empty all the litter boxes on the floor and take a fat shit myself on the couch wouldn’t save my life but it was confuse tf out of him and give me time to get my katana Strip naked, coat my body head to toe in lube and greet the intruder with a ‘what took you so long I have been waiting…’ Go to my father’s gun cabinet, grab his “Snake Shot”(just shotgun rounds for revolver) revolver, maybe his AR, and my pellet rifle(basically pellet sniper), and lie in wait. If he survives the pellet shot(probably will), I’ll pull out the AR, and carefully fire, trying not to waste a bullet. If he gets close enough, I’ll pull out the revolver and make sure I get close enough to fire the rounds into his gut or head.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.