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Ever considered bagpipes? If you’re up anyway, you may as well be using the I’m So Good At Catching Fish That The Fish Tell Stories Vintage Shirt But I will love this time to make a point and ruin his “vibe” than tossing, turning and trying to sleep. He’ll get the message eventually. Give your wife earplugs in advance and pop a podcast on speaker for the dogs then just go ham Walk up to him with a pair of scissors one night as he’s playing and cut the strings one at a time. Then tell him next time it’ll be his tendons Go all CIA on him and just post a loud speaker facing straight at his little lean to and let him chill at 190 decibels! We have something like this but worse. Again live in the middle of nowhere. Only one house around further down the hill. Owned by a very wealthy lawyer, tennis courts, pools, the works.

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His daughter frequently comes back from London and turns one of his barns into a rave. Music always starts at about 11pm until 6 am It’s so loud it penetrates walls and even having triple glazing fitted it doesn’t stop it. No amount of talks with them has resulted in a solution. I called the I’m So Good At Catching Fish That The Fish Tell Stories Vintage Shirt But I will love this police once and they did actually come out but that only stopped it for a while. Isn’t this Anti Social behaviour? If you record telling him politely you mite have a case to get a court order to tell him to shut the fuck up. Either call the police or get over it, those are your options. Everything else is just petty, illegal, or childish Short of going round and smashing it round his head at 4am, im with many others with the wonder wall way. Just open the window a holler “wonder wall” at him even when he starts to play continue shouting Wonder wall over and over again louder and louder. maybe have an axe in your hand too so he just thinks you’re unhinged and potentially a danger. Whan I went backpacking in Thailand there was some Brit kid whose sole identity was travelling with just a guitar and playing oasis on the beach, pissing everyone else off. He also ‘only travelled with a guitar’ not because that was his thing but because he was the son a millionaire, so stayed in 5 star hotels and just bought new clothes as and when he needed then would throw all the clothes away when he travelled to his next country. Just tell him if he carries on, you’ll have to call the police, right? Isn’t what he’s doing a noise disturbance?
Other than that, find out when he sleeps, hire a cement mixer and fill it with pebbles, turn it on and when he tells you to turn it off tell him you will when he stops his middle of the I’m So Good At Catching Fish That The Fish Tell Stories Vintage Shirt But I will love this night shenanigans. Work out when his sleep schedule is and do something extremely noisy to give the cunt a taste of his own medicine. Do not have a hosepipe you can shoot over the fence, with some guidance from someone upstairs looking through the window you could even rig it up so it shoots directly where he’s sat with just a turn of a tap He sounds like a standard guitar douche. How else is he meant to practice being the pied piper of impressionable young women who will fall in love with him over his “so emotional and obviously about me” tunes ?
Rule 2: Don’t be Aggressive | Pointlessly Argumentative | Creepy We’re here for people to have fun in. If you’re just here to start a stupid reddit slap fight you’re in the I’m So Good At Catching Fish That The Fish Tell Stories Vintage Shirt But I will love this wrong place. We have a zero tolerance rule in place for racism or hate speech. Had the same thing years ago, think it was 2009-ish living in the arse end of nowhere with my then girlfriend and some unbearable prick would play an out of tune acoustic guitar at silly o clock really badly. Eventually I just fought fire with fire and plugged in my guitar into my old amp and just played noise! Not music, noise, for about 10 minutes and he stopped after that (it was an Orange Rockerverb 2×12, IYKYK how loud that would be fully cranked with a Tube Screamer… except I put a fucking Boss Metal Zone into it like a complete arsehole) I’d suggest, if your partner would let you and you don’t have to be at work doing something similarly obnoxious.
Bluetooth speaker behind his shed, play ghost in noises when he starts, then get a mic and start addressing him about how he has woken the I’m So Good At Catching Fish That The Fish Tell Stories Vintage Shirt But I will love this angry spirits of ancestors who tried to ban music and dancing, maybe recite some of the plot of Footloose. Keep it up for a few days, leave a few straw Dollie’s hanging in trees, should be bye bye mr American Pie. Can you see him from your bedroom window? I would be tempted to order an absolutely stupidly bright torch online, and the next time he starts up illuminate him. To be honest, if you’ve asked him nicely twice, the next move is to just walk up to him during his next jam session, grab his guitar and smash it on the ground. Without saying a word. Fill up some water balloons. Store in fridge. When he goes out to play, just start launching water balloons at him.
I can only assume if he’s up that late then he sleeps in late and would also hate being woken up every morning by something loud like a car horn. Hide a bluetooth speaker nearby and when he starts, you play something that ruins his mood. Porn audio is a good start. Fill up some water balloons. Store in fridge. When he goes out to play, just start launching water balloons at him. I can only assume if he’s up that late then he sleeps in late and would also hate being woken up every morning by something loud like a car horn. Fill up some water balloons. Store in fridge. When he goes out to play, just start launching water balloons at him. Cunt with a guitar? Fucking hell I wish I had that sort of middle-class issue to deal with… Truth is, there is always some cunt with a massive sound system with subwoofer . It used to be mounted in his modded ford fiesta but has now transferred it to his garden shed so she can ruin his neighbours weekends EVERY Fucking weekend with out fail. Oh please let me listen to your fucking moronic dance music for 18vrs a day … No really, on behalf of myself a d every neighbour withing half a mile really appreciate you sharing your shitty taste in music with us. Surely the I’m So Good At Catching Fish That The Fish Tell Stories Vintage Shirt But I will love this village elders would be more than happy to interfere. Bet they would jump at the opportunity. Ok maybe jump is a bit wishful
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I’ve just moved to a quiet, posh town near Manchester where the I’m So Good At Catching Fish That The Fish Tell Stories Vintage Shirt But I will love this shop is a booths, everyone drives range rovers and have children named Bartholomew… I have four obnoxiously loud children, an obnoxiously loud motorcycle (not a screaming high pitched one, a low down grunter) and I like my heavy/viking metal, you guessed it, obnoxiously loud. Three weeks in and the neighbour came out to tell me off at 5pm on a Saturday because she couldn’t hear the tele over my bike (I was working on a sticky throttle and a low idle)… I apologised and packed it up for the night and then went in and chased my kids around the house for two hours. She fails to remember that she let’s her three horrible, shaved little rat dog things out at 5am who then go and stand at her range rover and stand barking, I’m not kidding, at her wheel. Like staring at it, barking (As if by miracle, she has just let them out now. Yap yap yap)
I don’t play music after 8, I don’t work on my bike after 8, the I’m So Good At Catching Fish That The Fish Tell Stories Vintage Shirt But I will love this kids are in bed by 8. Shut the fuck up and go back and watch your shit day time TV. There’s these boxes that gove off a high pitched beep to ward off unwanted cats in yards. It’s movement motivated, so point it at his sedans when he walka by he will hear the beep . His property, his rules. Talk to them if you want it resolved but if they refuse then sucks to suck. You aren’t entitled to peace and quiet Sounds like he’s in the process of learning the guitar. And yeah, even as a guitar player, 3am next to your neighbours house is not the fucking time. Yell for him to knock it off. You may find he was kicked out the house to play because the people inside don’t wanna hear that shit either. IN which case, recommend he get himself an electric guitar to learn on and play it unplugged until he’s found his skill and confidence.
Anything after 11pm is a noise complaint. If he loves it so much he can get some of those soundproofing foam things and just do it inside. By the I’m So Good At Catching Fish That The Fish Tell Stories Vintage Shirt But I will love this sounds of it you live in a lovely countryside area so I’f he’s that into it just go and sit by the nearest river and relax that way away from people trying to sleep. What you need is a reverb amplifier. It’s basically a directional microphone that will record him, pass it through a small circuit to distort it slightly and feed it back to him through the audio system. The only thing that may be hard to source is the one doing the delay and distortion but asking in the local pub can help. If done properly it sounds like bad echo or bad acoustics. He will be in disbelief as how bad he is and will blame the spot so eventually he will move somewhere else.
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I have a fairly loud portable speaker and decided to play the I’m So Good At Catching Fish That The Fish Tell Stories Vintage Shirt But I will love this last thing I was listening to at the top volume holding it out the wjndow. Walk, by Pantera. Now, a prick is going to press on out of principal. But he’s going to wonder if he’s being recorded and he’s going to wonder if it’s going to drop something on him. Both should make the idea of playing in the garden at 3am substantially less relaxing. contact local councils environmental health dept and make a noise complaint – 2am-4am is anti social hours, keep a log of ALL the times he’s done it or better yet, try and record it and tell the council you have evidence The only way to peace is with more violence, and if I have to murder every single person alive to create peace, I’m the guy to do it … Credits Peacemaker
It would either be a set of DJ decks or a drum kit (which ever hobby you fancy the I’m So Good At Catching Fish That The Fish Tell Stories Vintage Shirt But I will love this most and go buy the largest PA amplifier and Speakers system you can afford, and aim it right at him where he sits with his guitar…. Ah, happy memories of the guy who lived in the flat below us who was in a “band”. They had written literally one song that he played and sang badly on repeat for about two years, for what felt like 20 hours a day. The rest of the time, he was having screaming arguments with his batshit girlfriend. It all went silent for a few days at one point as they were away. We turned on the TV to see them starring in a TV show where she surprise proposed to him and they got married there and then on TV. Apparently he was too shocked to say anything but yes, even though he was planning to leave her beforehand. Unsurprisingly, they split up within 3 months of the TV wedding. If he’s in the garden til 4am, he’s asleep at 7. I suggest a street party playing any music you imagine the tosser might despise. Whenever I’ve had loud neighbours who refuse to knock it off I wait until I think they’d be asleep, put on the shortest music I can, turn speakers to face the wall that adjoins, preferably their bedroom, then leave the house for a few hours.
It’s different with him not being adjoining, but I’m sure you and the I’m So Good At Catching Fish That The Fish Tell Stories Vintage Shirt But I will love this neighbours could be loud enough if you worked as a team. Secondary glazing also may help! Lots of listed homeowners use this for an easily removable extra layer inside, helps with draughts and noise! Depending on your distance, angle and elevation (plus love of FPS games) may I suggest a hose or power washer. Either go out back and practice your mortar skills when he starts or for maximum fun rig the power washer up so you can use it from your bedroom window and create your own sniper nest to ping him from as soon as he starts. Two suggestions. Lob a stink bomb before you go to bed, he stays indoors. Depending on his age and where he is, mosquito alarm to deter him.
Edit: Also, sacrifice a night and have a pal over who wouldn’t mind being forthright, and get them to knock on when he’s playing in the I’m So Good At Catching Fish That The Fish Tell Stories Vintage Shirt But I will love this early hours and tell him they’re just down the road and it’s absolutely not on to do it that late. This could help you potentially keep a relationship. But, might need to grasp the nettle yourself, being un-British. Call it out and be stern. Tell him “it’s a ridiculous hour to be playing the guitar outdoors, why do you think it’s reasonable?”. No matter what he says to justify it, tell him “that’s not a good answer”. No P&Qs, just say “you need to keep it down and not in silly hours, and this won’t be a problem.” Be willing to lose any relationship but don’t be a knob yourself.
Beat him at his own game. If he’s up until the I’m So Good At Catching Fish That The Fish Tell Stories Vintage Shirt But I will love this early hours of the morning. Then I guarantee he sleeps until 10/11am. Make lots of noise every morning at 8am. Go to wherever people have to go to buy skunk urine or the equivalent and sprinkle it in his lean-to (providing it isn’t within smelling distance of your house.) The irony is neighbours who bang your ceiling on purpose and tell you to your face they are doing it but when you call security on them they lie and say its not them and accuse you of making false accusations but when you then bang once on their floor they run straight to security with no video proof of your noise. When you have narcisstic sociopath neighbours who lie through their teeth the only thing you can do is give the noise right back to them at small intervals and be as quiet as a mouse once they call security.

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