I’m Not Retired I’m A Professional Opa T-Shirt

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Printed to order and shipped from the USA

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5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

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When it actually came time for me to get married this past year, I wasn’t sure which impulse to give in to: Should I have the I’m Not Retired I’m A Professional Opa T-Shirt in addition I really love this lavish event I’d been fantasizing about my entire life? Or should I face up to being a cog in the wedding-industrial machine, and forgo the fluff that comes with such a celebration? Little did I know then that my internal debate would prove to be futile. God was already laughing at the very idea of us making plans.

I’m Not Retired I’m A Professional Opa T-Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

In an effort to assuage my ongoing identity crisis, my fiancé and I initially declared our wedding would be eccentric, low-key, and, above all, fun! The ceremony would be held in our backyard, and we’d forgo outdated formalities like having groomsmen or maids of honor. Instead, we’d have piñatas custom made to resemble our likeness, and our first dance would be set to the I’m Not Retired I’m A Professional Opa T-Shirt in addition I really love this ’80s slow jam “The Lady in Red,” my beloved’s idea of a joke, since I would be wearing a fiery crimson gown. With colorful smoke bombs and barbecue served off paper plates, we were going to be a cool couple for once.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.