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I’ve always squeaked. My voice is high, like baby cartoon high, something that’s been pointed out to me since middle school. Back then, I imagined my distinctive soprano made me seem more feminine, and I leaned into it. It was a voice that suited the I’m Not Racist I Hate Everyone Equally Shirt Furthermore, I will do this times and the expectations—the perfect “girl voice.” Decades later, the times have changed. But my squeak lingers on— forgotten, mostly, save for these last few months of video calls, which have redrawn my scrutiny and resurfaced old insecurities around what premier Hollywood vocal coach Roger Love describes as a pitch that is too dully monotone, too quiet.

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Love, by contrast, has a voice like molten honey. Warm and rollicking, it ripples through the I’m Not Racist I Hate Everyone Equally Shirt Furthermore, I will do this Zoom call I’ve set up to try to address the Minnie Mouse situation after all these years. “If I had an airy thin voice that didn’t have any melody, no dynamics to it, people wouldn’t listen to me,” he purrs. Most of us craft a voice to suit a single part of our character, he continues, but it’s never versatile enough to reveal all of who we are. “Here’s you,” he says, launching into a feathery falsetto, and doing a fairly excruciating impersonation. “ ‘I’ve created this voice that is very good for high tea. Very proper. Classy. Excitable, a little, maybe, but very proper.’ ” I let that sink in for a moment. “Now, I want you to get louder and edgier,” he commands with the theatricality of a B-movie buccaneer. “Say, ‘I want to fill up the room with me!’ ” I oblige, and we do this for a while. The crux, he says, is that I sputter along instead of sending my sound out on a consistent stream of breath, a weakness that can be remedied by breathing deeply with my diaphragm. I could transform my voice right here, right now, Love suggests. Then he does the “me” voice for a third time.

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