I’m Not Anti Social I’m Just Not User Friendly shirt

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That filthy animal really thinks they got away with it, 40 years. 40 years of getting away scot free. 40 years of injustice. This ends now. They’ll never see us coming. The entire collection. Our scholarship house closed over the I’m Not Anti Social I’m Just Not User Friendly shirt But I will love this summer and the housing authority came in and “cleaned” our storage area. They claimed it was empty when in fact, they stole everyone’s stored belongings. “Then there is the other secret. There isn’t any symbolysm [sic]. The sea is the sea. The old man is an old man. The boy is a boy and the fish is a fish. The shark are all sharks no better and no worse. All the symbolism that people say is shit. What goes beyond is what you see beyond when you know.” – Ernest Hemingway on the The Old Man and the Sea It’s funny…when I used to teach 9th grade English, one of the books we were required to cover was The Old Man and the Sea. So we’d read it, we’d discuss it. Get into a heavy conversation about symbolism etc. Then the very last day, I’d throw [a slightly sanitized version of] that quote on the board. Which would then lead to another conversation about authors subconsciously inserting symbolism vs. readers projecting their own symbolism where it was not intended and “reading too much into things”.

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My kid doesn’t remember our trip to Disney World when she was five but remembers the I’m Not Anti Social I’m Just Not User Friendly shirt But I will love this time we took a walk around the neighborhood with the woman I dated after her mother and I separated when she was two. I’ve always heard “death of the author” as one of many lenses one may interpret a story through, not necessarily the definitive and absolute way to interpret a story. That there is no single way of reading a story one must subscribe to, and instead the same story can be read and interpreted in different ways and each of those interpretations may legitimately have value simultaneously. I wrote a story about a man who joins a circus sideshow after sprouting a unicorn-like horn from his forehead. Towards the end of the story, he gets in a car accident and the horn snaps off. I keep getting emails and comments from people saying it’s great symbolism about men’s fear of castration, or loss of masculinity, or the difficulty of being a man in the modern world. But I wasn’t trying to write symbolism. I just thought, “Man, wouldn’t it be messed up if this happened?” A 50% response rate on a survey? Did this kid hold their families hostage or something? Did he cast persuasion magic on the survey itself?

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.