I’m Just One Big Freaking Ray Of Sunshine Aren’t I Peanut Shirt

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Go to attic. My attic doesn’t have stairs to get up there, you need to get a ladder and go up through a trap door. Mix a bowl of lye water. Wait in the I’m Just One Big Freaking Ray Of Sunshine Aren’t I Peanut Shirt in addition I really love this attic and throw the lye on him when he tries to come up and get me. Put on Goodbye Horses, a nice robe, tuck my weiner behind my crotch and dance around in front of the mirror, waiting. Hang paint cans from the ceiling that fall and hit him in the face when he opens the door, and a tarantula to put on his face. Sit back and let my dog kill him. It’s rough having a reactive dog when you want the person in your house, great for when you don’t I have a fuckton of stuff that I can use to seriously injure someone; knives, crowbar, sharp metal rods, heavy duty power drills, a hatchet, and a guitar Smear black makeup all over my face, pull my head forward and start crab crawling towards him doing the grudge noise. Chamber a round, get down low on the far side of my bed and get my sights through the doorway. Silence. Ascending the stairs in my house requires him to move right into view with his back to me, do a hairpin turn towards the bedroom on the landing, still in view through the doorway. I’ve got ten .40 rounds and a second clip that will end this guy even if I’m a wild shot with zero control, which I am not. I might smoke a cigarette while he bleeds out before calling the police. Grabbing my BB gun, red ryder rifle, and using the strongest tape I can find to tape a chefs knife to the end as a bayonet. Shoot at their face to slow the down and charge.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.