I wanna be there when karma dry fucks with a cactus T-Shirt

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They sell prepackaged, pre-filled enemas at pretty much any grocery or drugstore and they are easily disposed of. The little suppositories they sell don’t need disposal; they go up your but and ultimately get flushed. See, that’s where my anxiety comes in clutch for once. I had such bad anxiety at school that my body conditioned itself into just turning off the I wanna be there when karma dry fucks with a cactus T-Shirt also I will do this fact I needed to go to the toilet if I felt anxious/uncomfortable. So like 90% of the time that I’m not at home, my body is just subconsciously like “nope, no toilet for you”. But when I get home, oh boy. Sit down for 5min, then the gates are open, lol. I used to be on a lot of tramadol (something like 100mg 3 or 4 times a day) for migraines though, which made the constipation end of the scale worse when it happened. You never know how bad your life can be until you push out a turd that’s substantially wider than your fist, and so dense that you have no choice but to grab it with a plastic grocery bag and put it in the trash…

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And the I wanna be there when karma dry fucks with a cactus T-Shirt also I will do this blood, don’t get me started on the blood… Michael Myers got nothing on the horror shows I create in my toilet. Have IBS. If I’m not ON TOP of my fiber intake every day that happens to me. Been to the ER for it too. Oh the blood. Oh my poor butthole. Have you tried not eating at dinnertime, or having just cereal? Recently, that has been helping me. In part, the diameter of the logs is greatly reduced. Eat something ridiculously spicy. Like uncomfortably spicy. It will be uncomfy coming out, don’t get me wrong, but the floodgates WILL open for you. Constipation can be insanely frustrating and at times you will literally wish for any option to just make your body let go. Nothing can be worse than duloxetine imo, I have never thought anyone could piss out their asshole for hours UNTIL I was prescribed that medication Honestly if you shake it up its probably either fine to slightly less effective. Most drugs are incredibly shelf stable you just have to put an expiration date on things and no one wants to pay to test it for 60 years Yeah it’s mostly just bismuth salts, I would guess that unless it was specifically contaminated with a pathogen, it would probably still be effective at doing what bismuth salts do: create a hostile environment for bacteria, decrease fluid in the gut, and coat ulcers. yeah i completely overlooked that aspect of it. flavorings, sweeteners, thickeners…all sorts of fun stuff sitting for 64 years. though the anti-bacterial properties would mitigate risks there, right?

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.