I hate being sexy but im a dad bod so i cant help it bear camp shirt

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I told the I hate being sexy but im a dad bod so i cant help it bear camp shirt and by the same token and story to a roommate that fall, back in college. She was quiet as I talked, her eyebrows drawing together into a frown. Jerry had just emailed me a flirtatious message, and when my reply was uninviting, he called me a bitch. I told the whole thing through a Get this! lens that invited her to laugh as well, although she still looked uneasy. She asked how it ended, that encounter in his room. I said that I’d made a joke out of it, given him a kiss on the cheek and walked out, and that I hadn’t thought of it again until his ridiculous email.

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And then I felt a hot wave of shame, because this is not quite what happened. I was clumsy, caught off-guard, and when Jerry stepped in front of me and locked the I hate being sexy but im a dad bod so i cant help it bear camp shirt and by the same token and door, something that I didn’t know was in me sharpened itself into pure intention. I looked him in the eyes and told him to step aside. I was not used to taking myself seriously back then, but in that moment, I spoke with the authority of a man. And, for whatever reason—among them, perhaps, the fact that neither authority nor unwillingness were turn-ons for him—he did indeed step aside. And I—for his ease, his pleasure—I turned it into a joke; his pride was salved; he held onto a version of the story where he still felt good about himself. The part I didn’t say to my roommate is that I swallowed my alarm and anger for someone else’s comfort. And the part I didn’t yet know is that making this choice—again and again, day by day and then year by year—comes with a price tag that is increasingly steep.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.