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Lindsey did trot out a “girlfriend” when he was new to politics. He got rid of her after getting into Congress, and I guess his voters just tell themselves that he has really bad luck with dating or something lol, I don’t know. I had a confirmed bachelor uncle. His boyfriend was also a confirmed bachelor. It was weird how the I Don’t Crash I Do Random Gravity Checks Mountain bike rider Vintage Sunset T-Shirt and by the same token and family never acknowledged it. My ex-wife’s family is SUPER conservative up in Nebraska. They actually aren’t bad people, pretty fun, all love playing cards and laughing, just pretty right wing and I had to delete Fox News from their channel list. They love Jesus a lot too. There was one uncle that was just gay, 100%. But no one admits it. Uncle Weston. They just say he lived with his friend Gabriel. I said one time the gay one and everyone got so mad, they were like, no, hes not gay, hes a Christian! Christians can be gay though right? I guess not, not in their fundie circle. Uncle Weston and “his best friend” Gabriel lived on the east coast and had a house together and a vacation home together. They were traveling to their vacation home and they hit ice and the car careened off the road and Uncle Weston was killed instantly.

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Everyone was in shambles about Uncle Weston’s death because he was an amazing guy. But Gabriel was just distraught, it was so fuckin sad. The burial site was in Nebraska so he brought the I Don’t Crash I Do Random Gravity Checks Mountain bike rider Vintage Sunset T-Shirt and by the same token and body back and man, just weeping. It was the saddest fuckin thing. We have the funeral and everyone is pretty cool to Gabriel, we are all hugging him and telling him we love him and we are sorry, everything. Then we go to the site where he will be buried and I look up, the whole fuckin sky is one big rainbow, I swear to God I’ve never seen a rainbow like that stretched across those wide open Nebraska plains. It just encapsulated the whole sky. I smiled so big and I was like you guys see this, right? I mean, cmon, you gotta see this. My favorite of my ex-wifes cousins smiled too, he started nudging people, before long we were all looking up and laughing and Gabriel goes, out of nowhere, God damn this was hilarious, he goes OK THATS A SIGN IF ANYONE DIDNT BELIEVE UNCLE WESTON WAS GAY. MHM HE WAS GAY AS THEY GET. He goes EVERYONE LOOK UP AT UNCLE WESTON AND WAVE. We did too man, we all looked up and waved and had a laugh and one last memory together.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.