I Can’t Keep Calm I’m A Soccer Mom Watercolor Shirt

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Anyways this rant is getting away from me big time, but the I Can’t Keep Calm I’m A Soccer Mom Watercolor Shirt moreover I love this main point is that corporations are not the infallible efficient machines that marketing and cultivated public images would like you to believe. There is lots of waste and bloat and terrible decisions made to try to capture “value” that may not even exist, but people are too scared or disincentivized to even try to examine whether it exists and so they sprint towards it anyways. This is my most cynical take on it but likely shaped partially because I’m in a bad mood right now and feeling bitter. Some things, like clothing, are better to choose in person. Photos don’t give an accurate description of the details and sizes are inconsistent. Other things, like books, are great online if all you want is to get a particular book you already know about. Physical bookstores are good for browsing, socializing and in the case of better ones, getting recommendations We should start some kind of physical book store with an Amazon prime-like membership but instead of buying the books you just rent them, but at no extra cost. Just give them back when you’re done. I guess like Netflix, but for books? Idk I’ll have to figure out the kinks but that would really revolutionize the book business.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.