I Am So Grumpy I Am Not Even Talking To Myself Shirt

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Legit, pregnancy and childbirth are the I Am So Grumpy I Am Not Even Talking To Myself Shirt What’s more,I will buy this closest I can imagine to real life body horror. Just the thought of something growing inside of me, morphing my body beyond my control and then violently tearing its way out is something that very much lives in my worst nightmares. I have nothing but respect for women who choose to put themselves through that but it’s gonna be a hard pass for me. I have two kids and pregnancy is a nightmare. More people need to understand how awful pregnancy can be, especially in these bullshit times. My last pregnancy earlier this year I was hospitalized for a month completely unexpectedly and couldn’t see my toddler (except 2 half hour visits) or go outside (except one of the visits). For a whole month! I also had gestational diabetes so I had to eat a low carb diet while eating hospital food and under a lot of stress. And this was only manageable from my privileged positioning having a job willing to work with me and having a husband who could manage our toddler plus his job with some amount of daycare. Btw the hospital bills are still coming in for that and are over a quarter million for that part.

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Don’t even get me started on the I Am So Grumpy I Am Not Even Talking To Myself Shirt What’s more,I will buy this NICU stay that followed. Or the first 4 months of being nauseous and useless. Pregnancy is awful! You’re telling me that there’s a chance I could get gestational diabetes, hypertension, blood clots, and risk death (and more) for what? A baby that is reliant on me no matter how exhausted or depressed I am after the hell my body went through? No thank you. There are plenty of babies, children and teenagers who were unwanted or unable to be cared for, and adoption will always be on my radar if the parental itch needs to be scratched. It’s more ideal anyways, since I’d have to work to prove I actually want the child, unlike people having children left and right and not having anything resembling decent living conditions or a loving home. I find myself trying to justify my decision and having people trying to contradict everything I say. But at the end of the day, I’ve come to realize that the only reason that I really need is “I just don’t want to.” Deeply, in the very core of my being, I profoundly and powerfully do NOT want to have a child. At fucking all.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.