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No, he was a cowardly piece of shit child rapist and he killed himself rather than face consequences for his actions. they were all faked/ “scripted.” Check out a few YouTube videos about the I Am 6 And Flamazing Birthday Flamingo T-Shirt besides I will buy this way billionaires live their lives, and you will see how insane their requests can be- and can be complied with. Moreover, there are companies specifically dedicated to complying with these extreme wishes, whether they be legit simple “get me a private jet to fly my dog from home to our ski trip in Colorado,” to “create a water-tight plan in case I need to change my identity.” Coincidentally enough (although I’m 100% sure they took inspiration from the situation), the assassination videogame Hitman 2 made a level where crooked billionaires go to a private island owned by a company that will earase their digital footprint and give them a new life. When it came out I was like “Holy shit- they better have an Epstein look-alike here!” Government has picked their medical examiners before. Look at the Boys on the Tracks – the doctor claimed they smoked so much weed that they just didn’t see hear the train (which wouldn’t explain that their blood was already coagulated when they went splat), and also claimed that a witness found decapitated had his head eaten by a Chihuahua, not deterred by the head being found intact in a dumpster, all to cover up a drug smuggling ring involving all levels of government including governor Clinton
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