Ho Ho Holy Shit I’m Drunk Bestie’s Fault Christmas shirt

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Fuck right off, lady. I don’t have to give you and your random kids my things because my parents couldn’t afford them for me. The only kid I spend money on is my niece. I will not be made to feel bad because I want to spend my hard-earned money on myself and give myself things my mother couldn’t give me growing up. And to be blunt, my mother had no business having me when she was 19 and knew she couldn’t afford Ho Ho Holy Shit I’m Drunk Bestie’s Fault Christmas shirt and knew my father wasn’t going to be very involved and didn’t want me. I had a miserable childhood and have earned and worked for my better adulthood.

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You had a bad childhood. You know how awful that is. So you should go out of your way to make sure other kids don’t feel that way. Don’t you have any empathy? For children?! Do you want them to suffer like you did? What’s Ho Ho Holy Shit I’m Drunk Bestie’s Fault Christmas shirt matter that you didn’t get them as a kid? You’re an adult now and don’t need them. But my kids would love to have them and I know you don’t want my kids to miss out. Not if you’re a good human being. I also collect Lego and I have to say, fuck that woman. What kind of entitlement do you have to have to even suggest that?

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Well, this is a legitimate way to respond to having had a poor, shitty childhood, but to expect that of a random stranger and have the nerve to be personally offended about it? What a moronic busybody! I just threw up in my mouth. Gonna go wash Ho Ho Holy Shit I’m Drunk Bestie’s Fault Christmas shirt out with some vodka because it’s 3 pm on a Friday, I have the day off, and I don’t have screaming bastards I can’t afford. Also… Isn’t the “right age” for One Direction in their mid-20s by now? I thought they were the hot teenybopper/teen craze when I was in my early/mid-20s and I’m 30 now?

 

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.